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 Post subject: Silly but funny
PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:15 pm 
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Tis a little long, but I liked it!:P

Late one Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It
was
a cold, wet, Windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the
streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken
by
the
occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then
suddenly he
heard a strange noise.......

BUMP........

BUMP........

BUMP........









Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving
rain, he saw the faint Outline of a large box turning into his road.






BUMP........








BUMP........









BUMP........









He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more
clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he
put his head down and started

walking briskly home.










BUMP........











BUMP........









BUMP........










He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
faster.........












BUMP........BUMP.......








BUMP........BUMP.......









BUMP........BUMP........










The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he
heard the coffin speed up after him......








BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...










BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...









BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...










He started to sprint, but so did the coffin ......












BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....









BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....











Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was
only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his
keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside

slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and
slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the
coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact

broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its
rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...











BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...












BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could
take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
door........









BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...










BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...











BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...










The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and
launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the
bathroom door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the
doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad.









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...










BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...










BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom
cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it
at the coffin.......still it came ........








BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it ........still it
came......








BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...








He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it .....still it came......









BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...









He grabbed some Benadryl cough mixture and threw it........











The coffin stopped!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:39 pm 
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Heh...my English teacher read this just a few days ago...And oddly enough I was just thinking about it when I clicked on the topic O.o

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hehehe that's a cute one. I didn't get it right away when I read the last thing but then I got it :P, I think it's because it was benadryl and not something more common that we use.
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That's funny, I got it right away at the end.

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It took me a minute to figure out the punch line...but it was funny! :P

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 12:46 am 
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:oops: I don't get it. I'm trying to figure out the punchline. Hmmm...does it have to do with the word Benadryl? *is a bit embaressed for not getting it*

EDIT: HA! Just got it. Wow, that was pretty funny. Took me about five minutes but I liked it. :P

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I still don't get it...
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Ow. That joke is so lame it hurts. *sticks a bag of cough drops in book bag just incase any coffins show up*

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Wow. I just wasted so much time. That's what made me laugh, the fact that I spent a minute of my life for that. Hahahah.

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*cackles* if you don't don't get it, read the last line out loud. XD
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:lol: It took me a minute, I was like... "Wha-? The coffin st- OH!"

Lame- But funny. xD

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:o But the haunted coffin stopped now...how sad....It was supposed to take a new victim =]
it was funny though...

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This is my reaction:

"Okay..."
*Doesn't get it*
*Goes look for pictures of llama ninjas on fire on yahoo*
*looks for 1959 box of cheezits on ebay*
*Reads article about Human Fish*
*Eats a banana*
*Eats an ice cream cone*
*Scracthes Nose*
*Licks computer screen*
"Ohhh! Wait. That's not funny..."

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Aww man...

*groans*

Hahaha.

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Bleh, you're right that it is silly. Took me a minute to figure out the punchline though. :P

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