Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!

Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:44 am

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud

(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat

(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man

Dum Gai

Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim

This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

You are not very bright

Yu So Dum

I got this for free

Ai No Pei

I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.

Stay out of sight

Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki

I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:27 am

Those are funny Zega!!

Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:00 am

Yes I remember these from the old forum... ah such an old PPTer am I...

Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:59 am

I've read a few of them before though there's some ones on there I hadn't read. I like them.

Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:53 am

I should try some of those.........

Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:05 pm

Lol, so cute!

Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:28 am

Nice work. At first I thought they actually were supposed to be Chinese.

lol

Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:29 pm

WONDERFUL! Especially Yu Stin Ki. XD *sends to her father*

Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:06 am

Heh. Cute. I should print these off for my friends...

Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:12 am

Racist! That's racist!

Website · Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:56 am

awesome. lol. funnyful. I remember those too.

Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:31 pm

I've seen these many times. Still funny, though!

Website · Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:33 pm

I love those, I see them all the time, but they make me laugh

Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:28 am

Wow. I remember these from the old forums (Yes I still lurked way back then to!)

Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:11 pm

Hahaha! Those are so witty! Did you make them up yourself?