Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:52 am
I reckon robots would win because technology could help them so much where as the others are stuck with what they have. Then again it's quite a general thing to say 'ninjas' and 'pirates' and 'dinasours' and 'robots'.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:54 am
Robots.
*SUPER MEGAMAN FANGIRL MODE ACTIVATED*
Okay, well, we're talking about the futuristic robots here, so they were built with the ability to think for themselves and whatnot... Also, they'd most probably be built with plasma cannons on their arms *coughmegamancough* and the ability to use beam-sabres *coughzerocough*, so they got some wicked weapons. Now the dinosaurs will be easy to take on, just stab/shoot them in the head/heart/groin/other vital area. The pirates will be amazingly easy, even though everyone loves swords and peg-legs, they are unfortunately no match for the robot's technologically advanced weaponry. Now, the Ninjas will be tricky. Since these robots can think, they'll have to use some of their wits to defeat these guys. Ninja shurikens and long pointy swords will merely bounce off the armour of the robots, seeing as it's made out of super-strong futuristic metal. SOOooo, the Ninjas will be running around for a while, until the robots can think of something. ...unfortunately, being a human, I can't think of a way the robots can kill them all off right now. But robots are built to be more intellegent than humans, which explains why there are so few humans in the Megaman games... robots thought of ways to kill them. XP
Go robots! :3
*SUPER MEGAMAN FANGIRL MODE ACTIVATED*
Okay, well, we're talking about the futuristic robots here, so they were built with the ability to think for themselves and whatnot... Also, they'd most probably be built with plasma cannons on their arms *coughmegamancough* and the ability to use beam-sabres *coughzerocough*, so they got some wicked weapons. Now the dinosaurs will be easy to take on, just stab/shoot them in the head/heart/groin/other vital area. The pirates will be amazingly easy, even though everyone loves swords and peg-legs, they are unfortunately no match for the robot's technologically advanced weaponry. Now, the Ninjas will be tricky. Since these robots can think, they'll have to use some of their wits to defeat these guys. Ninja shurikens and long pointy swords will merely bounce off the armour of the robots, seeing as it's made out of super-strong futuristic metal. SOOooo, the Ninjas will be running around for a while, until the robots can think of something. ...unfortunately, being a human, I can't think of a way the robots can kill them all off right now. But robots are built to be more intellegent than humans, which explains why there are so few humans in the Megaman games... robots thought of ways to kill them. XP
Go robots! :3
Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:10 am
o_0 wrote:It doesn't really matter.
Whoever wins is stuck on a deserted island.
So, in actuality, they all lose.
Couldnt they make that island a new country since it hasnt been raped of resources yet?
Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:15 am
Dinosaurs. They could stomp and eat the living snot out of those pathetic Pirates, Robots and Ninja's.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:20 am
Pirates
Pirates PWN
Pirates PWN
Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:25 am
Ninjas. Because, honestly, nothing is cooler than a ninja.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:40 am
Dinosaurs!
They'd stomp on all the robots Then eat the pirates and Ninjas
Unless there was a load of robo dinosaurs... Then the robots...
They'd stomp on all the robots Then eat the pirates and Ninjas
Unless there was a load of robo dinosaurs... Then the robots...
Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:41 am
Dinosaurs. Duh.
Ninjas just don't have those foot-long fangs.
Ninjas just don't have those foot-long fangs.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 3:48 am
Too few variables.
What kind of robots? Those annoying little dog things that kick footballs around and pretend to bark?
Anyway. Ninja would pwn. No way a Ninja would go running at a T-Rex. He'd be hiding up a tree after making some simple but deadly pit trap with 3 blades of grass and a weasels ear, and baited with one of the pirates. Robots would all fry. Sand in their gears.
Case closed.
What kind of robots? Those annoying little dog things that kick footballs around and pretend to bark?
Anyway. Ninja would pwn. No way a Ninja would go running at a T-Rex. He'd be hiding up a tree after making some simple but deadly pit trap with 3 blades of grass and a weasels ear, and baited with one of the pirates. Robots would all fry. Sand in their gears.
Case closed.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:03 am
JellyFish72 wrote:Piraes would so pwn! Because there's a really cool movie about pirates, and it has Orlando Bloom, and he plays a pirate, so obviously they pwn!
JellyFish, you are so cool.
I think you are the only one other than me who understands that Pirates are cool, too! 
Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:10 am
This would be an interesting battle 
Pirates would have the power of barbaric hoards.
Robots have super-strength and xray vision
Ninjas can use stealth and cool nija weapons of doom
Dinos would eat anything they see. Including themselves
Now, lets think about it. The Dinosaurs are the most barbaric of all, and the'd probably end up eating themselves before the aliens even deposited them on the planet. So that gets rid of the dinosaurs.
The Robots would short circuit in the water and would get sand stuck in their gears, like Jim said. Unless they're Terminators. Then they'll pwn.
The pirates would be cursing and spend their whole time making threatening gestures at the Ninjas, who in the meantime would use telepathy to think out a super awesome plan to kill the pirates using poison tipped knives and ninja death stars.
So basically, that leaves the Ninjas, unlesss the Terminators survived. If the Terminators survived, then they'd eat the Ninja swords. The Ninjas would then run around, hiding as Skynet bombed the world with an array of Nukes, and the Terminators would build a mechanical empire, using humans as a form of energy in giant power plants whilst they remain plugged into a giant computer. Then, the Ninjas would jump out of their hiding places, bust out their Energy Ki attacks and explodify the world.
The end. Damn, I should write a story.
Pirates would have the power of barbaric hoards.
Robots have super-strength and xray vision
Ninjas can use stealth and cool nija weapons of doom
Dinos would eat anything they see. Including themselves
Now, lets think about it. The Dinosaurs are the most barbaric of all, and the'd probably end up eating themselves before the aliens even deposited them on the planet. So that gets rid of the dinosaurs.
The Robots would short circuit in the water and would get sand stuck in their gears, like Jim said. Unless they're Terminators. Then they'll pwn.
The pirates would be cursing and spend their whole time making threatening gestures at the Ninjas, who in the meantime would use telepathy to think out a super awesome plan to kill the pirates using poison tipped knives and ninja death stars.
So basically, that leaves the Ninjas, unlesss the Terminators survived. If the Terminators survived, then they'd eat the Ninja swords. The Ninjas would then run around, hiding as Skynet bombed the world with an array of Nukes, and the Terminators would build a mechanical empire, using humans as a form of energy in giant power plants whilst they remain plugged into a giant computer. Then, the Ninjas would jump out of their hiding places, bust out their Energy Ki attacks and explodify the world.
The end. Damn, I should write a story.
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Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:17 am
Hate to burst any bubbles, but it would be the robots. Robots don't bleed. Ninjas, pirates, and dinosaurs do.
Oh, and I forgot to add, robots don't have to eat food or drink water, either. Ninjas, pirates, and dinosaurs do. And, sooner or later, food and fresh water are going to run out. Give those robots a battery pack and they are good to go for a long, long, long, long time.
Just look at the Terminator movies if you don't believe me. Who took over earth? The machines. Who came back to save the humans? Another machine--looked like a human (a very well-built body-building, soon-to-be gubernatorial human), but a machine nonetheless.
Machines win. End of story.
Oh, and I forgot to add, robots don't have to eat food or drink water, either. Ninjas, pirates, and dinosaurs do. And, sooner or later, food and fresh water are going to run out. Give those robots a battery pack and they are good to go for a long, long, long, long time.
Just look at the Terminator movies if you don't believe me. Who took over earth? The machines. Who came back to save the humans? Another machine--looked like a human (a very well-built body-building, soon-to-be gubernatorial human), but a machine nonetheless.
Machines win. End of story.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:24 am
well the robots obviously.
because they would use their uber mind powers to reshape their bodies to become ninja pirate dinosaurs. (grimlock..)
then they would transform into boats/planes/whatever and escape the island.
but then unicron would annihalate their universe and it would be a pointless fight anyway.
because they would use their uber mind powers to reshape their bodies to become ninja pirate dinosaurs. (grimlock..)
then they would transform into boats/planes/whatever and escape the island.
but then unicron would annihalate their universe and it would be a pointless fight anyway.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:30 am
I couldn't resist. I just couldn't.
Sat Apr 09, 2005 4:31 am
AFI_Sorrow wrote:
I couldn't resist. I just couldn't.
I'll bet $100,000 and my left eye that the Grarrl will.... not win.