Pirates, Ninjas, Dinosaurs and Robots

[Christopher]

Pirates... are a drunken mess. They probably wouldn't even fight, just sit there and drink, thus being the last one alive. So in a sense, the pirate might win.

*gigglesnort*

We seem to be using stereotypes.

Ninjas cannot fly/do magic/vanish into puffs of smoke (*stares daggers at Kugestu* ).

Yes they can...you've just gotta beliiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeve! *sparkles*

[coming2atvnearu]

If the robots are hugeass things with lazers and fireballs and whatever, they win.

But they'd get sand in their gears, and wouldn't function properly.

I think we're all just choosing whatever we think is cool, rather than who would actually win. Face it, ninjas wouldn't win against huge, fast, carnivorous beasts who can either pound them into the ground, or toss them around like a ragdoll. Yes, ninjas may defeat pirates and robots, but ninjas don't work together (hell, they might even kill each other!), and picking them off should be easy for a dinosaur.

Granted, they may kill a few, but not enough.

Nah, it only appears dormant. The final battle needs to take place during a giant eruption. That's just the way things work.
I think robots would win if they were massive smurf ones.
They wouldn't get sand in their gears because they're super ace modern smurf robots and designed to get past that kind of thing. Yeesh.

Well, they could be crunched by the dinosaurs' teeth.

... I doubt it. Think Terminator 2, liquid metal =)

It's a mysterious Island, there must be a Volcano.

Dormant, probably.

[.:Compact Disk:.]

If the robots are hugeass things with lazers and fireballs and whatever, they win.

But they'd get sand in their gears, and wouldn't function properly.

I think we're all just choosing whatever we think is cool, rather than who would actually win. Face it, ninjas wouldn't win against huge, fast, carnivorous beasts who can either pound them into the ground, or toss them around like a ragdoll. Yes, ninjas may defeat pirates and robots, but ninjas don't work together (hell, they might even kill each other!), and picking them off should be easy for a dinosaur.

Granted, they may kill a few, but not enough.

Nah, it only appears dormant. The final battle needs to take place during a giant eruption. That's just the way things work.
I think robots would win if they were massive smurf ones.
They wouldn't get sand in their gears because they're super ace modern smurf robots and designed to get past that kind of thing. Yeesh.

Well, they could be crunched by the dinosaurs' teeth.

... I doubt it. Think Terminator 2, liquid metal =)

It's a mysterious Island, there must be a Volcano.

Dormant, probably.

Why didn't you post anything with the quote Tower?

[Kugetsu]

Pirates... are a drunken mess. They probably wouldn't even fight, just sit there and drink, thus being the last one alive. So in a sense, the pirate might win.

*gigglesnort*

We seem to be using stereotypes.

Ninjas cannot fly/do magic/vanish into puffs of smoke (*stares daggers at Kugestu* ).

Yes they can...you've just gotta beliiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeve! *sparkles*

Exactly, the Boobahs can fly, so why the heck can't a ninja? (though I never said they could :p)

Anyway, if you want to get technical:

Okay, the ninja has no cool supernatural powers.

The dino is dead, they are extinct.

The giant robot doesn't exist.

The pirate is still a drunken mess, and is a basic sword fighter. This would only be between the ninja and the pirate, and I still vote ninja. :p

[coming2atvnearu]

If the robots are hugeass things with lazers and fireballs and whatever, they win.

But they'd get sand in their gears, and wouldn't function properly.

I think we're all just choosing whatever we think is cool, rather than who would actually win. Face it, ninjas wouldn't win against huge, fast, carnivorous beasts who can either pound them into the ground, or toss them around like a ragdoll. Yes, ninjas may defeat pirates and robots, but ninjas don't work together (hell, they might even kill each other!), and picking them off should be easy for a dinosaur.

Granted, they may kill a few, but not enough.

Nah, it only appears dormant. The final battle needs to take place during a giant eruption. That's just the way things work.
I think robots would win if they were massive smurf ones.
They wouldn't get sand in their gears because they're super ace modern smurf robots and designed to get past that kind of thing. Yeesh.

Well, they could be crunched by the dinosaurs' teeth.

... I doubt it. Think Terminator 2, liquid metal =)

It's a mysterious Island, there must be a Volcano.

Dormant, probably.

Why didn't you post anything with the quote Tower?

That's bizarre. I distinctly remember writing.

Anyhoo, I meant to say that the volcano only appears dormant, but it needs to become active at the time of the big Battaile Royale and have fire and lava spewing around for the last fight, just because that's the way things work.

[Blk Mage]

I think in the end nature would rule above all.(yes me adding a new thing) So if there was a Volcano or something if it exploded then everything in the island would die and that would be the end of that.

[Twinkle]

Hang on. Pirates are sailors right? So they'd just build a ship out of all the trees they could find and sail right off. Sorted.

[Khristian]

I still don't understand why everyone hasn't just said robots would win.

They are the single best fighting machines in the world.

[ahoteinrun]

I still don't understand why everyone hasn't just said robots would win.

They are the single best fighting machines in the world.

There aren't honestly all that many robots that fight in the world.
Think about it.
Going by todays standards, Robots probably wouldn't win.

[Base]

I think the robots would probably win, because they are the only ones that can't die. Think about it, when would you decide that the robots had lost? When the had been dissasembled? Ninjas are not known for their mechanic's abilities, and the Pirates probably don't have the technology to do anything at all to the robots. The robots could just hide from the dinosaurs and wait for them to die of hunger. They could wait for everyone to die of hunger, and then they would win.

[Hunter Lupe]

They could wait for everyone to die of hunger, and then they would win.

Do robots carry some sort of never-ending power supply (if so, how does that fit in with the law of preservation)?

Maybe pirates are space pirates. In that case, everyone else looks pretty doomed (unless... but then... how about... could it be that... nevermind, it's endless).

[Igg]

Hang on. Pirates are sailors right? So they'd just build a ship out of all the trees they could find and sail right off. Sorted.

That's not winning a fight though!

[Twinkle]

Hang on. Pirates are sailors right? So they'd just build a ship out of all the trees they could find and sail right off. Sorted.

That's not winning a fight though!

Pfft.. okay then, they'd sail out to sea and then fire cannons at the lot of them.

[o_0]

If the robots were Microsofts, they'd die first.

Pirate: Where are we?
Robot: On an island.
Pirate: DIEDIEDIE!

[coming2atvnearu]

So here's a thought.

Could the robots somehow tampers with the ecosystem? Kill of the vegetation, poison the water supply, etc. and then just wait out all the living things and let them die.