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why would the elephant walk in the peanut butter?

i think you're getting it confused with a different joke

how do you know there's an elephant in the fridge?


there's footprints in the butter

How can you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?






There are two sets of footprints in the butter, side by side.

What do you do if you want to put two giraffes into your fridge?

Take the elephants out.

How can you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?








The door won't close.

these jokes are baaaaaad

A little old lady went to the zoo for the first time, where she was especially impressed by the elephant.

"This great big animal," she later told a friend, "was picking up buns with its tail. I don't dare tell you what it did with them."

lol... Or maybe Laughing my mouth off.

Silly old lady.

Speaking of silly, did you hear about the silly terrorist who tried to blow up a school bus?









Burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Poor hiddenneggs... I have some Ummagine Healing Balm for you.

Nah, that wasn't me. But in my younger days I did try to prove I was a stud.





It can be very painful to wrap yourself around a snow tire.

Oh yeah? Try wrapping yourself around a Banana Roll.

Ain't that random?

Orange you glad we aren't discussing bananas again?

No. I'm sad.

Nice to meet you. I'm Will.