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Hehe...Req here absolutely HATES the lumberjack song! Dies if I even hum the first two notes at school...Ooh...I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...*maniacal laughter*

The Amendment Song from The Simpsons is probably one of the funniest songs ever.

"Why don't they just make a law against flag-burning?"

Walkie Talkie Man~Steriograms
I find this song hilarious.

The song it is set to is 'I Want It That Way', the song CD likes is The Ebay Song by Weird Al.

Was it? I haven't listened to it in a while though... I got mixed up...

I'm assuming it's the

Tell me why....I need another pet rock
Tell me why....I bought that Alf alarm clock
From some guy
I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay!

And so forth.

Anything by the Arrogant Worms...
and some songs by Moxy Fruvous.

But i'm sorry, you can't go wrong with the RCMP song by the arrogant worms...

ooo...

or some Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie songs... like "Toronto Sucks"

OH!
And Captain Tractor (who did a Lumberjack song if i'm not mistaken).
Yup.

Songs.

*ahem*

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a
province town or county
I thought it would be great if somedy i could only ever be a
Mountie
I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that's
part of the profession
But now I just sit on my horse and tell American tourists the
parliament's in session
I really don't look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my
head in every parade
I'm young and strong and have no fear but now I'm spending
my career in Motorcades (keep it moving)
CHORUS
I wanna enforce the law, I wanna wear normal clothes
I don't wanna have to smile for diplomat's home videos
I'm good at workin' real hard, I should have joined the Coast
Gaurd
Oh no the RCMP, is not the life for me

I used to think that a Mountie had to be honest, loyal, humble
strong and thrifty
But even though we don't break ranks we get no thanks, they
took us off the fifty (dollar bill)
On Sussex Drive in hallowed halls we act like gaurds in
shopping malls, it's such a pain (ah, come on in they're sleeping)
Like someone's plotting the assassination of the minister of
Sports and Recreation oh that's insane
Sometimes I just wanna puke on Sgt. Preston of the Yukon
Dudley Dooright's such a jerk
And though he tries with all his heart, my horse couldn't catch a
shopping cart
Somedays I hate to go to work
CHORUS(with "R..C..M..P...R..C..M..P..." in backround)
Halious banter between mountie and americans)
CHORUS(with "R..C..M..P...R..C..M..P..." in backround)

That's the one.

Oh, I know. I was simply pointing out what artist the song was set from.

I'm going to have to kill you, kat..

Most of the songs from the musical Avenue Q are freakin' hilarious. Especially "Schadenfreude" and "The Internet Is For Porn."

Anything by Tenacious D (Double team pwns TAKE OFF YOUR BLOWSE AND YOUR ONDERPAANNTS)

Albequerque- Weird Al
I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog- Weird Al
Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up- Weird Al
Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay- Weird Al

And a certain one by Eminem which has a title a bit too inappropriate for here.

'I'm a Gangster'

Don't know who it's by, but it's hilarious!

This song one of my friend's sent me, filename says it's called "cky2k - bran's freestyle".
It's HILARIOUS. I can't post most of the lyrics on here though.