I'm going to reply so the things I've seen here, I find them all quite funny. I live in Australia by the way.
Hats with corks on.
Never seen one here in my life.
People saying 'fair dinkum'
We say it a few times. Older people though.
You're all called Bruce and Sheila.
Never come across a person with either name.
I used to think you all lived in the outback
Over 90% of Australians live within x amount of miles from the ocean.
Australia is Americas lapdog
Just our Prime Minister
600ml of sprite costs $3.50AUS at your airport and I can get 1.5L of it at the supermarket near mine for 99c NZ
You can get it for that at our supermarkets.
You all drink Fosters
No-one drinks Fosters. Well some do but it is NOTHING in comparrison of XXXX and VB.
If there's one thing Home and Away, Neighbours and Sleepover Club have taught me, it's that Australians have horrible school uniforms. Correct?
Most
Lots of Australian walk around bare footed
No-one I know does.
You all say "Crikey!"
Just Steve Irwin. And most Australians hate him.
-Everybody says "dinkum," "chunder," and "tucker." Sometimes in the same sentence.
Never even heard of the last two.
-Everybody in Australia loves Fosters.
One of the most unpopular beers.
You greet folks with G'day
People are regurlay laughed at for greeting with G'day
They are all wealthier than spit. Everyone has a built-in swimming pool in their backyard.
Where I am about every 7th or 8th house.
They are extremely loyal to the US. I don't know why, but they are.
Again, just our Prime Minister.
People can't be that disgruntled, how many times in a row has Howard been elected?
Only because the opposition sucks. Old people vote in masses let's not forget.