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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:49 am 
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A snail goes into a car dealership. She asks the sales man if they sell red convertibles. The salesman answers, "Yes. But do you have a proper license, and the money to pay for the car?" The snail replies, "Yes, I've got both. The thing is, I'll only buy the car on one condition. You have to paint a big 'S' on both sides of the car." The salesman thinks about that for a moment. It seems odd to him, but it isn't every day that he sells an expensive convertible, so he agrees.

A few weeks later, the car is all ready and the salesman calls the snail to tell her she can come pick it up. The snail is really pleased with her car and thanks the salesman. The salesman is still wondering about the reason for the big 'S' on the car and asks, "So why did you want an 'S' painted on the sides of the car?" The snail replied, "When I drive by, I want everyone to say, 'Look at that S car go!'"

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Oh my that was bad XP :roflol: *headdesk*

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I don't get it? o_O

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Read it aloud...

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Ahh... What's an escargot? I've heard the word before. *Gets dictionary* Ahh! Edible snail! A french guy would just eat her though!

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Whew....I didn't get it at first but I now I do.
Took me a looong time though. ;P Cute.

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Yay! I got it the first time I read it! I feel so smart! :D
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lol...i thought it was funny...and my brother...well he umm...had an "accident"

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OMG that is so funny!

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It took me a few times to get it.

A really bad pun though. But funny. :D

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It's corny but funny.

Escargot is the french word for snail in case some of you don't know.

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Didn't get it the first time. XD

But ...nifty. :P

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Haha. My friend told it to me the first time, so I got it. xD
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I like this one, never heard it before, cute and funny :D
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