Sapphire Faerie wrote:
You know, the original Oompa Loompas (meaning in the original version of the book) are rarely seen or heard about these days due to being very politically incorrect. Later versions of the books had different versions of the Oompa Loomps.
Yeah, I have one of those editions. I'm not normally one to call things offensive, but that... that was offensive. "Oh, I saved them from dooming themselves to a life of eating caterpillars and beetles, and they're so
happy working in a factory and moonlighting as test subjects for freakish products while paid only on chocolate..." If they kept that story of Wonka's in the new book, changing their appearance barely helps.
However, their songs are pure genius. I haven't seen the new movie, but they should totally keep the Mike Teavee chant in its entirety. (Though it isn't a musical, so there's not a prayer, alas.)
Sapphire Faerie wrote:
For the record Roald Dahl was still alive when the 1971 version was made. And he hated it. He hated the way his book got mangled.
Yes! Someone agrees with me, and it's Roald Dahl! Poor special effects aren't usually enough of an issue to care about, but these, especially that twisted mockery of the candy landscape... ugh. Wonka may be crazy, but he's not depressed, he's manic and slightly homicidal. The Oompa Loompas were
witty, not insipid. And what was up with Slugworth, Undercover Tester of Virtue? Anyway, the whole thing had a severe lack of the Roald Dahl Bounce.
Do what you will; but I will hinder it if I may.
-- Eowyn of the Mark