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Would you rather be a male or female velvet ant?

Male (can fly, can't bite)
26
79%
Female (can bite, can't fly)
7
21%
 
Total votes : 33

Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:08 pm

One reason, however, to choose being female:
http://www.uclick.com/client/wpc/bl/2005/09/08

(ads on the page - unsure if there are any popups, as my blocker is on but notification is off. At any rate, it's a good laugh)

Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:16 pm

I've always wanted to be a fly on the wall... Meaning a male ( In this case )...

Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:41 pm

Male! I've always wanted to fly, and annoying people by buzzing around them seems fun (it must be since flies always do it...). :P

Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:44 pm

Male, because I like the freedom flying would offer. Biting doesn't do anything except make you annoying and make people wnat to kill you more.

Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:23 am

Male, because I'm already male, and besides, I'd like flying much more than biting things!

Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:36 pm

Male. I do enough biting people in this lifetime (I seriously do bite people) and I don't do any flying at all.
Besides, when you're a bug and you bite someone, you just end up getting smacked/squashed/killed.

Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:34 pm

Well, if we're talking philosophically, I'd like to be female, but if I were actually reincarnated as a velvet ant, male.

Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:55 pm

...Er....I guess a male, cuz I'd wanna be able to fly.


Very strange poll, Chromey, very strange poll...
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