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How'd you manage to sit in a cooler/fit in a dryer? You must of been pretty young.

I was in this school concert thing for my choir in third grade. I tripped and fell off the riser in the middle of a song. Bah.

There's more, but I just can't think right now.

I walk into doorframes, walls, poles, people, chairs, desks...pretty much anything there is to walk into, I will walk into.

I also hit my head or other random body parts on doorframes, walls, poles, people, chairs, desks, and my bathroom sink.

All of those were pretty stupid.

When I was 4, I wet my pants on a camping trip because I was afraid a bug would bite me if I went potty in the woods. I didn't want anyone to know, so I walked into the creek, figuring if I was all wet nobody'd know I'd wet myself.

I nearly drowned in the rapids.

That reminds me, one time my mother and I were in Wal-Mart and somehow we ended up at the back of the store where all the tools and stuff are. They had these giant plastic toolbox things. I pulled one out and climbed inside so I could see whether it was big enough for a dead body.

...I really should stop reading crime novels.

It was big enough, by the way.

Grissom would be proud of you, Saph.

Haha, One time my brother, I, and some of out friends were playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark. I was running around like a maniac trying to hide because the counter was at "5-4-3..." so I found this whole like thing and tried to fit through it head 1st. Turned out it was my bed bottom head board and my head got stuck. I started panicking. LOL

Another dumb thing: We had those Sparkler things for celebrating. (ya know, fireworks ect...) and I had one in my hand as we were walking home. (It was PITCH black!) so I wanted to put it out in the ground when we got home because I didn't want to wait for it to go out, so I put it in the ground and I wasn't go to leave it there on my front yard so when it automatically went out I was going to pick it up. I reached down and picked it up and just started screaming! Yea, I picked up the wrong end. Lol, i can be stupid. Got burned REALLY bad. I was in shock so I didn't drop it right away.

Hit you on the NOSE but you got a black EYE?

Hmm, guess mine would be setting a pencil on fire during an art class. Not so smart! (Somehow it didn't get noticed).

Someone at my school set a bus seat on fire just a few days ago! :O I wasn't there, but someone told me these two boys had a lighter and they accidently set the seat on fire and then the started panicking and they blew on it until it went out. The bus driver didn't notice. XD

Bus driver's dont notice anything. It's as if they have their own world while driving.

And that story, is really funny. I can't believe they put it out!

I think it was a somewhat small flame, not like they set the whole seat on fire. It didn't happen on my bus.

I've done too many dumb things in my life and I can't remember them all. But this one sticks in my mind. It was sooo embarrassing and only a couple of week ago too so it still makes me cringe. And it really was a dumb thing to do.

I had just got to work one morning and I was on the till straight away. Ten minutes later a woman and her four year old daughter come into the shop. They buy some toys and this little blue clock. Anyway, stupidly, I put the clock to one side after I rang it in the till and ring the other toys in. Then I pressed the button that allows the drawer with the money in it to shoot open. As I did this I realised. The clock was in the way and the till drawer shot open, knocking the little girl's clock onto the floor (which the mother had just payed for to make matters worse) breaking it. I looked down at this little smashed up clock that had just been payed for next to my feet with my face burning up really much.

Gee, how can I ever live THAT one down?