I don't understand (PPT related)

[Igg]

Morningstar smells like cat wee.

Er.

What?

I don't know anybody's birthdays. Including people on this site who I've made friends with, for the most part. I know Chass' because I know more than one person with her birthday so it sticks more, and I knew Craghack's because it was the day before mine. I often see birthday threads and either go 'Who?' or 'Really? Ooops...'.

*doesn't treat Jim in a sycophantic manner*

*but might have to rethink that after the fabulous jimgle pun*

*or not.*

[ahoteinrun]

And, my guess is that some people might not even be able to stand me

Got that right.
My god, someone get this weirdo away from me and any thread i'm around. And for good measure, shove some gruel cookies down her throat.

Anywho. Ginger there's been a lot of good advice on this thread (not just from me either)... notice all the people... reaching out to you...

*grabs Inrun so hard in a bear hug you can hear the snap of a collarbone*
Aww, Inrun, you brought gruel cookies? For me? Ain't she just the sweetest friend. And she just let's me babble on and on, though a few times she's tried to slap me! Deservedly so, I will admit.

And, Ginger, she is right. You need to take notice.

Dude. You totally just made me cringe and whimper in real life. Maybe a bit too soon for the collar bone snapping jokes aiya? *hugs collarbone protectively*
Ah well. Not too soon for gruel cookies. And stop telling people i'm a nice person! They'll get ideas in their heads! Though I don't think i've ever tried to slap you... tackle, kick... punsh... but slap? Thats a bit girly for me.

oh, by the way, PPT is closing down. Hope you know that

Eh?

[Paulisacretin]

Its true, I'm hacking it as we speak.

[Shoyru_Lover]

*terrible cheezy intro jimgle™*

Do you lack social skills? Have seriously bad personal hygiene? Spit when you talk and use curse words words as if they were punctuation? Then you probably dont have many friends.

CHANGE ALL THAT RIGHT NOW!!

I can show you how. Grabbing ultimate power and becoming a forum Administrator might not make people like you, but golly gosh darnit you can bet your last cumquat that they'll listen to what you say and reply to it in a sycophantic manner!!

To change your life, just go to http://www.ImaloserandIwishIwasJim.com and give me all your cash via paypal. It probably wont work, but if enough of you do it, I wont just be popular anymore: I'll be RICH and popular! Visit today!!

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Talk to people. They'll talk back.

Except me, but Im just like that.

*shakes head in a tut tut way*

Jimithy, are you trying to scam me? Because you know... I think it's working.

[meowth1982]

Its true, I'm hacking it as we speak.

But but but, I wanted to... *hides the hammer behind her back*

[.neko.]

Once upon a time there was a lonely little piece of pepperoni. And the lonely pepperoni wanted to make some friends... I think i've read this story somewhere either that or I made it up at a previous time and Im not sure which and if its someone else's I really don't want to steal it, and I really think it might be someone else's my memory is just awful. *looks at Jas*

Anyways Im pretty sure the pepperoni went off and made some fantastic friendships with some slices of cheese and tomato sauce coated stuffed crust, and dated a mushroom with really hot hair.

So the moral of the story, if you become a slice of pepperoni you'll never be lonely.

[Morningstar]

Morningstar smells like cat wee.

Er.

What?

OK???? *sniffs underarms* Nah, I'm OK there. *puts hand over mouth* Nah, breath is good.

OK, I occasionally step in dog doo, so I might smell a bit like that, at times, but cat wee? Ewwww!

And, contrary to Jim's statement, he does talk at times. Hhhmm. Can't seem to get that statement you made about cats out of my head. Furry clumps of claws or something like that. Was a long time ago. But quite memorable. Betcha you don't like the smell of cat wee, either.

Inrun, sorry about the collarbone joke. Ouchy! And, yes, she is right. She is just about the meanest, nastiest thing here. But, I love her just the same.

Oh, and Jas, you rock! As usual.

Ginger, you really need to listen to everyone here and, how do I say it without sounding horrible? Ah, yes, you need to lighten up. Become a piece of pepperoni (*gives neko a cookie*).

[Igg]

Random crappy insults bring people together.

Er, something like that, anyway.

Yes, Ginger, PM people insulting them! Soon people shall be falling at your feet!

[Jim]

Random crappy insults bring people together.

Er, something like that, anyway.

Yes, Ginger, PM people insulting them! Soon people shall be falling at your feet!

Smeg Head.

[Ginger Harp Seal Pup]

Random crappy insults bring people together.

Er, something like that, anyway.

Yes, Ginger, PM people insulting them! Soon people shall be falling at your feet!

Thanks Igg, I've taken your advice and just PMed someone called Shoyru Lover that he was a *insert rude word here* so he should really want to be friends with me now. Thanks so much

Okay, serious business now. Thanks everyone who er...supported me. I didn't make this thread to get support really, I wanted to see if there was some place special that people went to chat so that I could join you but I just don't think I can make friends very easily. I'm very shy. But I've PMed someone already (NOT Shoyru Lover ) so I'm hoping that it will be a good start. So thanks for pushing me that little bit farther everybody. This is one of the best forums I've been to because everyone's so supportive.

[DM was on fire!]

Don't worry, Ginger. You're still new enough, you're not quite going to know what's going on (no offence). Part of it comes from knowing people's phone numbers, knowing their addresses, ect. I have someone's phone number, but believe me, I haven't had the courage to call them. Someone has my address, but only to send me something, and I don't have that address anymore. :\ I mean, I've been here TWO years now, and I still have the same close group of friends (Sunnie, CD, Adam, Medli, Adoration, Olivia), and a few other friends (WIS, you, Sock, Xil and other random people)

Since you PMed me, I've already PMed you back, but when you PM me (God, that's a lot of PMs o_o), I'll PM you (GAAAAAAAAAH) my own little secret. Well, it's possible it's not really a secret, but, hey. It works...sometimes. o_o

[Igg]

Random crappy insults bring people together.

Er, something like that, anyway.

Yes, Ginger, PM people insulting them! Soon people shall be falling at your feet!

Smeg Head.

I'm sensitive about looking like a refridgerator.

[Christopher]

Random crappy insults bring people together.

Er, something like that, anyway.

Yes, Ginger, PM people insulting them! Soon people shall be falling at your feet!

Smeg Head.

I'm sensitive about looking like a refridgerator.

I had never seen a smeg fridge until long after watching Red Dwarf. When I saw one it was most amusing. People were like 'What the hell are you smiling about?'

[Jasujo]

To change your life, just go to http://www.ImaloserandIwishIwasJim.com and give me all your cash via paypal. It probably wont work, but if enough of you do it, I wont just be popular anymore: I'll be RICH and popular! Visit today!!

Jimmers, I tried to go to your site and do what you said, but it's not working. I clicked and clicked and clicked. Maybe you haven't paid the bill? Do you need help with that as well? I feel bad because I never have cash, but you can have the $1.85 I just found in the couch.

Once upon a time there was a lonely little piece of pepperoni. And the lonely pepperoni wanted to make some friends... I think i've read this story somewhere either that or I made it up at a previous time and Im not sure which and if its someone else's I really don't want to steal it, and I really think it might be someone else's my memory is just awful. *looks at Jas*

Anyways Im pretty sure the pepperoni went off and made some fantastic friendships with some slices of cheese and tomato sauce coated stuffed crust, and dated a mushroom with really hot hair.

So the moral of the story, if you become a slice of pepperoni you'll never be lonely.

Haha. I love that story! Actually, it was a story about a gay cheese who learned she did not have to like meat like all the other cheeses and she found a very lovely cracker to spend the rest of her life with.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jasujo/16409.html

The ending always gets me teary:

Cracker and Cheddar later married and enjoyed a very happy, content life together. They adopted two beautiful children, little Olive and little Crouton, a girl and a boy. The whole family loved each other very much and could very well have been the happiest family in all of Sammich.

*wipes tear*

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[Igg]

Have you seen Dylan Moran's Live show?

"Our whole house is made out of smegg. We're made of smegg, aren't we darling"