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Even the super-grip floor at the cinema?
Even my friend who has some weird slipper shoe things (with no grip whatsoever) found it impossible to slip on them, even when trying.

Yeah, I've got that one down too. I admit though, reading that made me shoot sprite out my nose and it HURT. And now my keyboard's sticky, so I really better go clean it.

Oh, that reminds me of one!

My dad had a big party for his birthday (he always does) and I was out playing darts with my friend, and a bunch of kids I really respect (older sister of my friend + her friends) were watching, and then my friend said something funny right as I took a drink of grape soda and...it totally shot out my nose all over the place. Not cool. =x.

Heh, well considering I'm only three weeks older than her, I must have been a very young mum.

I always trip over my own feet and run right into things without even trying. One time, we were walking out of the classroom and I was talking to my friend and I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and I walked right into a desk.

Oh, but NOTHING beats what my friend did! Our school's jazz band played at another school one night, and afterwards, we were allowed to just walk around and whatever, so we got a TON of Mountain Dew, and we were really hyper. So, it was time to get back on the bus and go home, and my friend was running down the hall to the gym where we put our stuff at, and she ran REALLY hard into the wall and fell backwards. There was this huge THUNK as her head hit the wall and she like, flew off and fell on the floor, and I burst out laughing and so did she. I like, couldn't breathe because it was so funny. It wasn't hard enough that she would get seriously hurt, but still...it she hit it pretty darn hard.

Ooh, man. OK. I like tuna fish. A lot. So. M grandma brought me like..6 cans of it yesterday. So I grabbed the tuna off the counter and was runnng towards my room with it and tried to go around the corner...I don't think I even tripped over anything..maybe I just tried to fly or something, but pretty much next thing I knew I'm hititing the floor hardher than anything I've ever hit before. Very, very painful. I can't really use my left leg very well anymore. MY little sister was sitting at the kitchen smurf and laughed hard enough to give herself a concussion. x_x

For some reason, my grip is really bad. Last night, at dinner I was putting my glass down after getting a drink from it, and I put it down level, but it just spilled somehow. It was full, too. I had to clean it up with paper towels. D: I think it slipped out of my hand somehow. I have a really bad grip...I always drop stuff without even trying.

Oh, and one time, I was reaching for something on the mantel in my living room, and I knocked down this really pretty plate my aunt made for my parents for their wedding. It was fragile, my arm bumped it, and it broke into a bunch of tiny pieces. I felt really bad about it. My mom spent days trying to glue it back together, but it didn't work.

Well. I just did one of the dumbest things on Saturday night.

What happened was that I couldn't go to sleep, even if it was after beach cleaning and was pretty tired after that (actually I fell asleep on the sofa for like, 2 hours, so I guess that's why). So then I thought, "hm...what can I do?"

And I tried to do a handstand. On my bed. Yes. And bruised my heels and bum when I flipped and hit the wooden shelf that's connected to my bed (just above my head; right on the door for the "secret compartment").

And I fell back and was all, "OW OW OW OW OW."

And I still have trouble putting my shoes on and walking.

Lesson learnt: if you can't sleep and can't do handstands, don't even attempt to do it. Especially if you're my age.

Okay, so this happened yesterday ...

I was at this shopping mall. And you know some clothes shops, they have these big stupid mirros that stretch from the ceiling to the floor? x.x So I was just wandering around in this shop, bored, and I was looking at the ground. So, this other person walks up and we're in each other's way (and I'm still not looking properly.) I move to the left by instinct. The person also moves that way. So automatically I shift to the right. The person steps that way too. So I go to the left again, and the person also does, and then I notice that I can't really seem to walk into the space in front of me because the top of my shoe hits something solid.

And then I look up, and I realize that the other person is my reflection!

God -.- I turned around and left the shop very quickly.

I was 4. Cut me some slack. I did a lot of stupid stuff when I was 4.

I consider it further proof that I'm meant for greatness. If I was expendable, I'd have died a looonnnggg time ago. Probably would've died that time when my sister pushed me off the back of a moving truck.

Meh, fair play.

I must be meant for greatness too, considering that time I missed severing an artery by less than a centimetre

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Maybe we're meant to take over the world together. Or at least invent microwave popcorn that doesn't burn or not pop all the way. That's important, too.

Some would say moreso.

Was it good?

I think you should list asking that question as one of the dumbest things you've ever done.