How many times have you broken a bone?

[Paul]

No. *knocks on wood*

[Jen]

Uh.. Broke my back early this year by falling on the gaurd rail.. In the one spot it wasn't covered.
Broke 3 fingers in a row this year doing something stupid, sticking my fingers under the stirrup leather when it was on a galloping horse.
Broke my shoulder when my horse pulled away from me a few years ago.
Broke my wrist attempting to break a fall when I was 9 or so.
Broke my foot when a horse stomped on it.
Broke my toe same way as the foot.
Broke my shin getting kicked by a horse.c
Cracked my skull by falling off my horse onto concrete.
Broke my collar bone by doing a crap-tacular bail off.
Broke my arm by falling with a horse onto the pavement.

So lets count.
12.

[matchbow]

I don't think i've broken anything. that is to say that i haven't seena doctor about any such injury. i have done something at some point, but nobody ever noticed

[Bangel]

Never. Have gotten pretty messed up a few times, but never broke anything.

[.:Requiem:.]

Not a once. More sprains than I can count, though. And cuts and bruises and...-is accident prone- (read "clumsy")

[Trick]

Suprisingly never. I almost broke my shoulder once but apparently I have strong bones. I've only really managed to twist my ankle and stave my finger a couple of times. Oh and severe whiplash *wince*

[shapu]

Uh.. Broke my back early this year by falling on the gaurd rail.. In the one spot it wasn't covered.
Broke 3 fingers in a row this year doing something stupid, sticking my fingers under the stirrup leather when it was on a galloping horse.
Broke my shoulder when my horse pulled away from me a few years ago.
Broke my wrist attempting to break a fall when I was 9 or so.
Broke my foot when a horse stomped on it.
Broke my toe same way as the foot.
Broke my shin getting kicked by a horse.c
Cracked my skull by falling off my horse onto concrete.
Broke my collar bone by doing a crap-tacular bail off.
Broke my arm by falling with a horse onto the pavement.

So lets count.
12.

Lesson? Horses are evil.

That's OK, though, because almost all of my broken bones were from playing pickup games of American football:

-Every knuckle in every finger (thankfully, no thumbs) - all by trying to catch low passes. I can't actually put my fingers together anymore because the knuckles are swollen from regrowth.
-Broken collarbone from being tackled.
-Crushed a thumb in a cardoor - I still have a bone chip in the joint, and it occasionally gets stuck between the bones, causing the thumb to lock.
-Fractured skull from a baseball bat. My dad says it made me a little more stoopider.
-Broken ankle that I got stumbling out of a car.

I think that's it.

[Ixistant]

When I was 6 I fell from a cupboard and I broke the Radius and the Ulna in my left arm. And the sad part was, I did it at the start of the summer holidays and the cast came off in the first week back at school.

[Drake Redcrest]

Never, but my spine doesn't bend properly!

[Uncle Xyzzy]

unless you consider the fact that I can crack every joint in my body a bone breaking, never.

*cracks back*

[Pixa]

Never have I broke a bone.
*also touches wood*

[_jade_em_]

Once, I believe. Somewhere in my foot xP

[ahoteinrun]

Jen, you've still got nothing on me. Except maybe the back. But still.
For sheer numbers, you don't win.

I've broken every single toe and finger in my body doing sports. I've broken two of my toes twice, and one toe three times (my pinky toe, it's severely warped now).
I've broken my index finger on my right hand three times.

So a quick tally at the moment. Toes = 14. Fingers = 12

Most in horse related accidents. I broke three fingers at once (never thought i'd EVER hear someone else doing that too) when I was riding. My horse spooked and my fingers were twisted incorrectly (ho hum) in my draw reins and it was a triple pop. (i'm now recycling my finger splints.)

For sheer breaking, i've done it to my ribs 7 times (they're lumping now), again, mainly horse related, though one was a fight.
I broke my collar bone this summer in a lovely horse related fall onto gravel when my horse tripped and fell on me (sure most of you know that).

I chipped my wrist in a fall off a ladder.

Cracked my skull in a fall cross country skiing (hit a rock).

Yeah.

Horses are dangerous. But yet... so much fun.

36? Wow. Meh. Stupid hands and toes. Next to the collar bone, I think toe breaks suck the most, because at least with ribs and hands you can still walk without too much pain. Even ribs suck, but it's not the same.

[Sock]

I never have, thankfully.

[Jen]

Jen, you've still got nothing on me. Except maybe the back. But still.
For sheer numbers, you don't win.

I'm in no rush to catch up.

36? Geez, I thought I was bad.