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 Post subject: Yo momma jokes..
PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:42 pm 
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Yo mommas so stupid, she told you this joke when she was mad at you! :D beat that!

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Yo Momma so dumb, she told this joke to Adam and Eve.

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I don't say ya mumma jokes, as my Canadian friend keeps insulting me for it >_>... But... HEre are a few I know:

Ya mums so fat, when greenpeace saw her on the beach, they threw her back in...

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Your mums so fat, she has to put on make up with a paint roller...

But anyway, lots of people find those funny... They can be funny well placed (in a non-trying-to-insult-someone sort of manner)...

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Yo mommas so stupid, she told you this joke when she was mad at you! :D beat that!



Yo momma so fat she didn't get that joke.


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Yo momma :o 's so fat she's has her own back-up beeper! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Your mama so fat that when I served off the road to avoid hitting her, I ran out of gas.

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Yo mammas so fat that she sat on the back of a bus and it did a wheelie.
(somebody actully said that to me. :cry: So I did somethng very evil back.) :evil:

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Tag wrote:
Yo mommas so stupid, she told you this joke when she was mad at you! :D beat that!

Somewhat funny... 3/10

Your Mother is so stupid she watches the tv all day and sits on her couch! - Eerr... Joke is not so good - 1/10

Your mother is so stupid she watches the couch and sits on her tv all day! - TEHEHEHEHEHEHE - HILARIOUS! 7/10

I am pretty good at jokes, and would be happy to rate your jokes!
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Yo mammas so fat that she sat on the back of a bus and it did a wheelie.
(somebody actully said that to me. :cry: So I did somethng very evil back.) :evil:


Kinduh funny - 5/10
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Ya mums so fat, when greenpeace saw her on the beach, they threw her back in...

And

Your mums so fat, she has to put on make up with a paint roller...

But anyway, lots of people find those funny... They can be funny well placed (in a non-trying-to-insult-someone sort of manner)...


First one is very funny - 6/10 But people who dont really know greenpeace of dont understand wouldn't know...

Second one is common, but its STILL HILARIOUS! - 7/10

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Posting seven times in a row

Not funny. Read the rules. 0/10

Yo mammas so thin that when she ate a peanut, people thought she was pregnant.

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Yo momma's so fat her picture fell off the wall.

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Yo momma so fat, a bus hit her and she said "Dang, who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and she starved!

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Yo momma so clumsy, she tripped over the cord on a cordless phone.

That's always been my favorite^^

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Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Some of my personal favourites. :roflol:

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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 9:41 pm 
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yo momma's so stupid she had a glass door with a peephole

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