Paris Hilton To Play Mother Teresa

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Ixistant · #1 Post by **Ixistant** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:03 pm

Paris Hilton/Mother Teresa

That's right. The first sign of the apocalypse. They're making a movie about Mother Teresa, so they get Madame Hilton to play her.

Someone should be shot for this. Preferrably Miss Hilton.

Bangel · #2 Post by **Bangel** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:21 pm

I don't know whether to howl with laughter or be angry at the mockery.

Jens · #3 Post by **Jens** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:46 pm

alright, when stupid ideas come along like a movie about the smurfs or "the son of the mask" I just laugh and say: "good god, this shouldn't be done!" but it stays with a laugh and a little complaint; this however is quite more worse! I've only seen ONE episode of "the simple life" and I zapped away in the middle out of sickness

that blonde... thing is playing mother teresa??

someone start a petition and make it quick! Edit: there already is ^^ clickie
BTW...

Paris Hilton is on the short-list to play beatified nun Mother Teresa in an upcoming bipoic of the late Nobel Peace Prize winner. Film director T. Rajeevnath said his idea to cast the 25-year-old celebutante after a computer-generated image showed a close facial match between “The Simple Life” simpleton and the Albanian-born holy woman. “(Hilton’s) features resemble Mother Teresa’s,” Rajeevnath said.

*doesn't quite see the relevance...*

Ammer · #4 Post by **Ammer** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:58 pm

That is ridiculous. Paris Hilton is a stupid, no good talent hack idiot who is the exact OPPOSITE of Mother Teresa. It's an insult to Mother Teresa.

Ugh, Hollywood is so stupid these days.

Hil · #5 Post by **Hil** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:44 pm

She is the FARTHEST from Mother Teresa as anyone could be. That is just plain insulting to her (Mother Teresa's) memory! She can't act either, but that's a different story.

SpiraLethe · #6 Post by **SpiraLethe** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:04 pm

There's only one word to describe this situation: wrong.

o_0 · #7 Post by **o_0** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:09 pm

I heard this a few days ago.

I doubt it will be a big movie anyway.

melarkin · #8 Post by **melarkin** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:59 pm

Man, that's why! It's some Indian director, who lives far away, and picked Paris based solely on facial features!! Man alive, he's got a meeting with her the end of April, pray he changes his mind! :roflol:

Skynetmain · #9 Post by **Skynetmain** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:16 am

To quote Jeff Albertson (The Comic Book Guy): Worst. Casting. Ever.

Asthaloth · #10 Post by **Asthaloth** » Sat Apr 08, 2006 11:12 pm

Hmmm.
To laugh or commit a war-crime on Doom.
Laugh. Definetly :roflol:

Dragonfire · #11 Post by **Dragonfire** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:19 am

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You've got to be kidding me.

Now I'm convinced the apocalypse is coming. Microsoft supports Linux, Apple supports Linux (which I think is cool btw), and now this! Time to put paper bags over your head.

Ammer · #12 Post by **Ammer** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:38 am

Paris Hilton has denied rumours that she will play Mother Teresa in an upcoming film.

Indian filmmaker T. Rajeevnath claimed that the hotel heiress was his first choice for the movie, and was said to be meeting up with the star later this month.

Commenting on the story, Hilton told WENN, "I heard that. I don't think we look alike."

However, Paris added that she admires the Nobel Prize winner, explaining, "I love Mother Teresa."

Credit: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds31399.html

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Jebus has saved us once again!

Hil · #13 Post by **Hil** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 3:10 pm

THANK YOU!

Praise Jebus!

Ixistant · #14 Post by **Ixistant** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 4:03 pm

YES! HALLELUJAH!

I wasn't a believer before, but I am now. There really is a film god!

Amethyst · #15 Post by **Amethyst** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:06 pm

Wow. Yeah, praise Jebus.

Seriously, had this guy even heard of Paris Hilton before?