Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:00 am
Snippy wrote:All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill..
Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:15 am
theonlysaneone wrote:-Ducky- wrote:Donald Duck comics were banned in Sweden (I think.) because he doesn't wear pants
IIRC, many people on the street in Sweden don't wear pants.
Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:32 am
Snippy wrote:
And as for the hampsters, yes they are descendants of that litter.
Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:40 pm
News Flash!
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu,
The Deity Formerly Known As God!
Breaking news hit the religious world this morning, April 10th 2006, that God (now the deity formerly known as God) was changing His name. What could cause such an abrupt decision?
"It's all a publicity stunt." says skeptical Satanist, Ron Bowserman "He knew that "god" is taboo in today's atheistic society and wanted to promote his awareness," he then added "that's the last thing we need."
While that is one opinion this reporter decided to get the reason straight from the holy horse's mouth. In this exclusive interview Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu reveled "I was just so annoyed with people saying 'oh my god' all the time. I also just like the sound of it. Very spiritual. Now if people want my attention they'll have to say Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. That goes for prayers also. If they really wanted their prayers to be answered then they would go to the effort of saying my whole name. Why should I go around making miracles for people if they don't even bother with the effort saying my whole name? I think it'll really lighten my bulk mail. "
Although many consider the name change drastic and ridiculous many of His angels and other employees have given Him the office nick names like "Big T", "The T-man", "Holy T" and even "Mr. T" which His Holiness dismisses.
While in His office I asked the age old question that everyone wants to know. When I asked Him what was the meaning of life He merely muttered something about burritos and said "I'm sorry I have other appointments, we'll meet again sometime." and I then found my self smack in the middle of Armegheden Valley.
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:44 am
Snippy wrote:News Flash!
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu,
The Deity Formerly Known As God!
Continue relly, relly funny article.
Yep, that's a fact....or not.
Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:57 am
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Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:35 pm
40. Pangrams are sentences containing all the letters of the alphabet: e.g., The quick wise fox jumped over the lazy dog.
Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:41 pm
Wicked Monkey wrote:40. Pangrams are sentences containing all the letters of the alphabet: e.g., The quick wise fox jumped over the lazy dog.
there is no "B" so this wouldnt be a true pangram correct?
hmmmmmm
Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:08 pm
zorg wrote:Wicked Monkey wrote:40. Pangrams are sentences containing all the letters of the alphabet: e.g., The quick wise fox jumped over the lazy dog.
there is no "B" so this wouldnt be a true pangram correct?
hmmmmmm
Its meant to be
The Quick Brown Fox jumps over the lazy dog
Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:12 pm
shapu wrote:zorg wrote:Wicked Monkey wrote:40. Pangrams are sentences containing all the letters of the alphabet: e.g., The quick wise fox jumped over the lazy dog.
there is no "B" so this wouldnt be a true pangram correct?
hmmmmmm
Its meant to be
The Quick Brown Fox jumps over the lazy dog
I always learned it as "The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog."
Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:54 pm
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