What are the top 10 ways you SHOULDN'T ask a girl to prom?

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The Wonder Weezel · Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:12 am

So, I make a monthly comic for the highschool newspaper. Since there are only two issues left, my comics have to be big, colorful, funny, and awesome. It's also prom season, so I figured I should do something promish, and the best subject I could think of at the moment was The Top 10 Ways You SHOULDNT Ask a Girl to Prom.

I will then illustrate them in a comedic matter and put them in a comic and such (which i will post here when im finished.)

Anyway, Here is an example of what I do... not to show off art, but as an example of one of my comics. This one isn't the best of mine, but it's one you guys might get because it's not about an inside joke at our school :lol:

(like most of them are about the vandelism, or cafeteria, video game club or the musical.... etc.)

So, I could come up with a few, but I was wondering if maybe you guys could come up with a few funny ones. Maybe I wont use 10... but a top 6 or 5 or something would be great.... so any ideas? I'm simply looking for something like:
#4) Decorate Her Car (insert picture of a nice car with coffetti and "WIlll U go to PROM Wit me? -John" written on the hood)

thanks

-TWW

Paul · #2 Post by **Paul** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:16 am

"Nice shoes, will you go with me?"

Wicked Monkey · #3 Post by **Wicked Monkey** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:32 pm

"Is that a prom ticket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?" lol

KrypticLogik · #4 Post by **KrypticLogik** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:57 pm

"Since I already know you have nothing to do on the night of the prom... wanna go with me so we have someone to go with?"

Ixistant · #5 Post by **Ixistant** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:01 pm

(While holding a kitten and gun) "Go to the prom with me, or the kitten gets it!"

Snippy · #6 Post by **Snippy** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:13 pm

If you don't go to the prom with me I'll dump you for your best friend.

-Deleted

Your mom said she would love for you to go to the prom with an A student.... and she doesn't know about that body piercing you were telling your friends about.

FIDDEDIT: You're right. It was inappropriate.

Ski · #7 Post by **Ski** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:31 pm

Do you want to go to the prom? Going with me will give you +1337 pwnag3!!!!

Anoohilator · #8 Post by **Anoohilator** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:34 pm

"Did you fart cos you've blown me away!"
"Can I have a plaster please? I hurt my knee when I fell for you!"

Fiddelysquat · #9 Post by **Fiddelysquat** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:20 pm

GUY: Want to go to prom with me?

GIRL: Uhm, no.

GUY: Really? *whips out a $5 bill* Maybe MR. LINCOLN can help persuade you!

Snippy · #10 Post by **Snippy** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:39 pm

KrypticLogik wrote:"Since I already know you have nothing to do on the night of the prom... wanna go with me so we have someone to go with?"

That's not so bad. It seems like the typical thing to say. If that's your worst way of asking I'd like to read the best.

Anoohilator wrote:"Can I have a plaster please? I hurt my knee when I fell for you!"

Ok the fart one was stupid and funny but even though this one is corny it is what some would consider cute and possibly effective.

Christopher · #11 Post by **Christopher** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:15 pm

Well...

- Tattoo on forehead. Her forehead.

- Kidnap.

- Spraintpaint request on her house.

- Hide in her closet until she's about to sleep.

- Map to buried treasure that leads to 'one ticket for the prom night'.

- Photographic blackmail (though possibly more effective than normal means).

- Series of poses to spell out the letters of 'Will you go to the prom with me?'

- Interpretive dance.

- Assassinate all other males (should work but may have side effects)

Tymaporer · #12 Post by **Tymaporer** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:54 pm

Fiddelysquat wrote:GUY: Want to go to prom with me?

GIRL: Uhm, no.

GUY: Really? *whips out a $5 bill* Maybe MR. LINCOLN can help persuade you!

Christopher wrote:- Assassinate all other males (should work but may have side effects)

These two made me laugh.

sirclucky · #13 Post by **sirclucky** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:01 pm

Big geeky glasses. Pens in the front shirt pocket. Calculator in the side pocket... "Because all the smart ugly girls said no, will a dumb pretty one say yes?".

Mongrel · #14 Post by **Mongrel** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:09 pm

Threaten her with voodoo/magical RPG type evil curse. "I shall cast Lightning upon you if you don't go with me!"

Fiddelysquat · #15 Post by **Fiddelysquat** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:32 pm

Snippy wrote:
KrypticLogik wrote:"Since I already know you have nothing to do on the night of the prom... wanna go with me so we have someone to go with?"

That's not so bad. It seems like the typical thing to say. If that's your worst way of asking I'd like to read the best.

Anoohilator wrote:"Can I have a plaster please? I hurt my knee when I fell for you!"

Ok the fart one was stupid and funny but even though this one is corny it is what some would consider cute and possibly effective.

This thread is for making your own suggestions, not critiquing other people's.