What are the top 10 ways you SHOULDN'T ask a girl to prom?

Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:36 pm

Christopher wrote:- Map to buried treasure that leads to 'one ticket for the prom night'.

Aww that'd be really cute!!!

Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:48 pm

This is also a good way to snag a prom date:

Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:18 pm

CoolDude34321: omgz lolz wil u go 2 prm w/me?//?
GrammarFreak: Learn to type.
CoolDude34321: omgz iz dat a jok?/??
CoolDude34321: lolz ur funi
CoolDude34321: lol pik u up @ 8?/?

Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:31 pm

wow you guys... i really, REALLY like your ideas :lol:

So far, the ones I'll probably use are...

"Nice shoes, will you go with me?"
(While holding a kitten) "Go to the prom with me, or the kitten gets it!"
whips out a $5 bill* Maybe MR. LINCOLN can help persuade you!
Tattoo on forehead
Her forehead.
Kidnap.
Spraintpaint request on her car
Interpretive dance.
Assassinate all other males (should work but may have side effects)
(Date Trap)
o_0's over the internet one...

but thats 11.... oh boy. I may have to eliminate one. Or more if i get some more good ones... thanks so much guys I cant wait to make this comic!

Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:14 am

[can't resist]

"Are you an angel?"

[/too much parody fanfiction]

Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:44 pm

Don't ask, simply kidnap her when she's walking down the corridor about a month before the prom. Keep her in your basement and feed her only bread and water. Come prom night, she'll be so dazed and starved, she'll leap at the chance to go to the prom and get out of the basement...

...or you know, chloroform her and take her unconscious body...

Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:10 am

They're not really asking out on a prom, but they're corny pickup lines.

- Are you okay? 'Cause that fall from heaven looked like it hurt.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
- Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:08 am

I'll add to the cheesy pick-up lines:

'Do you have a parking ticket, cos you got fine written all over you!'
'Heavens missing an angel'

Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:31 am

I am suddenly very thankful that there's no prom here, and that none of you know where I live.

Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:39 pm

That's what you think. Hehehehe. Hahahaha. Muhahahahaha! I'm watching you.

Sat Apr 15, 2006 5:14 pm

Dragonfire wrote:They're not really asking out on a prom, but they're corny pickup lines.

Master of corniness:

Excuse me miss, you have something on your butt. My eyes.

Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:07 pm

Jen wrote:
Dragonfire wrote:They're not really asking out on a prom, but they're corny pickup lines.

Master of corniness:

Excuse me miss, you have something on your butt. My eyes.

Worse:

Could you help me to the prom? I've been blinded by your beauty.

Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:31 pm

Christopher wrote:
Jen wrote:
Dragonfire wrote:They're not really asking out on a prom, but they're corny pickup lines.

Master of corniness:

Excuse me miss, you have something on your butt. My eyes.

Worse:

Could you help me to the prom? I've been blinded by your beauty.

I think I have one even worse than that:

My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.

Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:26 am

I'd appreciate it if you'd stop posting pick up lines on this thread... it's becoming a little unneccessary, and not what this thread is intended for.... I don't want to ruin your fun, but if you want to talk about cheesy pick up lines, just make a new thread! And that's not being rude..... one of you may literally want to make a thread for cheesy pick up lines! But please refrain from posting them here. Thank you

-TWW

Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:03 pm

"Im going to wear my dancing shoes to the prom, but I have no one to dance with

"

....Actually that worked for my mum and dad o.O