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Fidds - z0Mggg lyke l0k!!11!11 i lOvE ch4tspekkk!!1111DO U????///
Medli - Do you like my new fur coat? And gloves? And Hat? And shoes?
Scott - Green? PSHAW. I've moved on. It's blue now baby.
Kym - GRAPE JUICE?! I asked for ORANGE JUICE!! I'm too famous for you types of people!

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Jasujo- So I was driving through town going 95 because I just love the rush and I started weaving on and off the sidewalk, watching people fly over my windshield, when I saw a sign for the circus. I headed straight over because nothing makes a party like disgruntled clowns. I hung out for a bit and chatted about the latest sports scores and such until I had a crazy mad nic fit so I just had to find some smokes. I shook down every carny I could find, but it was like the twilight zone and no one had any. I ended up punching out this little boy, stealing his lollipop and lighting it up. I'm sure the kid was fine, besides he was ugly anyway. I decided in a flash that I needed to repaint my house something manly, so I headed down to home depot straight away. I ended up getting dizzy off paint fumes instead. I couldn't find my way home so I bunked with some trucker named ted and we worshipped the great pineapple god together until he passed out drunk and I stole his wallet. I ended up home a few days later with a tatoo on my face that said 'rock and roll and tacos' and when Tim rushed to me all concerned I kicked him in the junk and demanded dinner.

rageaholic wrote:Jasujo- So I was driving through town going 95 because I just love the rush and I started weaving on and off the sidewalk, watching people fly over my windshield, when I saw a sign for the circus. I headed straight over because nothing makes a party like disgruntled clowns. I hung out for a bit and chatted about the latest sports scores and such until I had a crazy mad nic fit so I just had to find some smokes. I shook down every carny I could find, but it was like the twilight zone and no one had any. I ended up punching out this little boy, stealing his lollipop and lighting it up. I'm sure the kid was fine, besides he was ugly anyway. I decided in a flash that I needed to repaint my house something manly, so I headed down to home depot straight away. I ended up getting dizzy off paint fumes instead. I couldn't find my way home so I bunked with some trucker named ted and we worshipped the great pineapple god together until he passed out drunk and I stole his wallet. I ended up home a few days later with a tatoo on my face that said 'rock and roll and tacos' and when Tim rushed to me all concerned I kicked him in the junk and demanded dinner.
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