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No it isn't...

What was there before, the chicken or the egg?

The goose!

Why is gravy brown?

Because if it was gray that would be too obvious

Why is Chemistry so damn hard?

actually, it's only hard if you're studying solids. liquids are all gooshy.

why does the sun hurt your eyes if you look at it?

Because the sun is jealous that it doesn't have eyes, thus it lives to destroy the eyes of humans.

How can the song Only One suck so badly, but have such awesome lyrics?

Because you have to sing it underwater to get it to work.

Is it stop, drop, then roll or do I have time to make a sandwich first?

I would rinse and repeat before posing any further questions.

Is hell a wood fire or a gas?

Gas, duh. Why else would there be so many people down there?

What is the natural color of gatordade?

A colour that's so mind boggilingly dull that if you look at it, your brain will turn into a pile of sludge of that exact same colour.

How can Doctor Who kick smurf so much (meaning both the person and show)?

You'd have to ask a urologist

Why does PPT mean more to me than family or church?

The baboons rule the city!

Why do I like baboons so much?

because you secretly transform into one at night.

why am I in love with my teddy?

Because it controls your mind.

What was the question?

whatever relates to the awnser.

why is a mouse called a mouse?

Because there are already too many uses for the word rat.

Why do people sometimes talk to inanimate objects?