For those topics one could describe as the forum equivalent of a twinkie. Word games, forum contests and giveaways are all the rage here.
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Sun May 21, 2006 12:45 pm

I would, but I aint, that's just 'cos.

Why do I often seek inspiration for questions from the smileys?

Sun May 21, 2006 4:59 pm

Because..

WHY?!

Sun May 21, 2006 5:03 pm

Simple answer: Uhmm dunno :/
Complicated answer: Well how am I supposed to know?!

Where'd all the good people go?

Sun May 21, 2006 5:08 pm

Hell, because they weren't a follower of my new religion! It's only $100,000 for Eternal Salvation! Order now, and you'll get 2 free day passes to Animal Heaven*! (Please note that only Animals who are members of The Animal Church Of Stuart will be in Animal Heaven, so your dog that is "at the farm" will not be there.)

What tastes better? Cat or Dolphin?

Sun May 21, 2006 5:42 pm

Dolphin. They taste like aquatic chickens.

Who's had a Bad Day?

Sun May 21, 2006 6:02 pm

Whoever's taking one down, singing a sad song just to turn it around, saying they don't know, telling me don't lie, working at a smile and going for a ride.

why am i so hyper, even though i got 2 hours of sleep last night?

Sun May 21, 2006 9:37 pm

Because you're an alien of the sort that gets hyper unless they get 79 consecutive hours of sleep.

Is the elephant on the roof going to come down any time soon?

Mon May 22, 2006 11:49 pm

*crack* oops, here it comes!

will it be able to fit through the door?

Tue May 23, 2006 8:50 am

Yes because it has to in order to jump over the fence.

Who is Miss Mary Mac?

Tue May 23, 2006 7:14 pm

my mother

Who is arrow hiding under his left wing?

Tue May 23, 2006 11:38 pm

No one, eathworms don't have wings.

What is the air speed velosity of a european swallow carrying a coconut?

Tue May 23, 2006 11:58 pm

30-35 Mph

I'm sorry, but where is Waldo? I need to give him something.

Wed May 24, 2006 10:01 am

On the other side of the page of Odlaw.

Why do all the smilies with completely diferent personalities hang out together?

Wed May 24, 2006 10:12 am

They're actually all on Death Row together. Everytime you use a smilie, you're killing it.

Eccleston or Tennant?

Fri May 26, 2006 10:16 pm

Ecclestennant

What- is the capital of Assyria?
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