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#31 Post by Twilight »

I ate it with a...spoon!

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#32 Post by Dragonfire »

Because there wasn't room for an emu.

Whazzit wazzit?
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#33 Post by Penguinova »

Whazzit?

Why Whazzit?
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#34 Post by Virre »

Becauzzit!

The TV works great. Why?
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#35 Post by charlixsparkles »

Because a pair of trousers manufactured it.

What colour were the trousers?
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#36 Post by Penguinova »

All the colors of the rainbow!

Why all the colors of the rainbow?
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#37 Post by Pixa »

Because the colours of the rainbow used mind control to make it so.

Is your mind being controlled?
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#38 Post by Twitchy »

hehe! no of course not! *cough*

is YOUR mind being controlled?

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#39 Post by ryan.riverside »

:roll: NO IT IS NOT. I AM NOT MIND CONTROLLED. *mechanical twitch* LEAVE ME ALONE.

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#40 Post by Anoohilator »

If it's possible to be baloney then yeah

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#41 Post by ryan.riverside »

Never on white bread with mayonnaise.

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#42 Post by Tymaporer »

Noses are a figment of your imagination.

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#43 Post by Virre »

No, I ate durpled popcorn and pied.

So what's up with that box?
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#44 Post by ryan.riverside »

It's sad.

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#45 Post by Twilight »

Only on Tuesdays


Promiscuous girl? (BTW, I really don't like that song)
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