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Just wanted to make a little compilation here, with the help of everyone here at the Pink Poogle Toy Forums, to make a list of the absolute worst movies... ever! Feel free to discuss each movie, and why you think that it should be labelled the worst, or why you think that someone else's movie should not.

Now, to jump-start this list, I will include some of my own:

Plan 9 From Outer Space
Lady In The Water
Gigli (1 Worst Vote)
Battlefield Earth (2 Worst Vote)
Elektra (1 worst vote)
Catwoman (4 Worst Votes)
Cabin Fever (1 Worst Vote)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1 Worst Vote)
Ghost Ship
Ultraviolet
From Justin To Kelly (1 Worst Vote)
Glitter
Napoleon Dynamite (under review)
Friday series
The Hulk (under review)
Daredevil (2 Worst Vote)
A Walk to Remember (under review)
Reign of Fire
Clockstoppers
Catch Me If You Can (under review)
White Chicks (removed)
Freddy Got Fingered
Dumb and Dumber (under review)
Swept Away
Crossroads
Garfield the Movie (1 Worst Vote)
Garfield: The Tail of Two Kitties
Nacho Libre
Bring It On Again (1 Worst Vote)
Lara Croft's Tomb Raider (under review)
Tomb Raider 2 (under review)
Rollerball (2002) (2 Worst Vote)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (1 Worst Vote
The Pacifier (under review)
War of the Worlds (2005) (1 Worst Vote)
XXX: State of the Union
Son of the Mask (1 Worst Vote)
Team America: World Police (under review)
Shop Girl
Sideways (2 Worst Vote)
Johnson Family Vacation
Troy (2 Worst Vote)
Dodgeball (removed [finally])
Alexander
The Village (under review)
Kull the Conqueror (1 Worst Vote)
Attack of the Killer Shrews (1 Worst Vote)

Feel free to dispute these or add your own. Once people begin to post thier own thoughts, I will amend this list. Right now it is ranked in order of how horribly it smurfs, with P9FOS being the worst, and Catwoman being the least smurfy of the list (at the point of the first post).

People that have voted:
Kugetsu
Skynetmain
Mayanspypilot
Bangel
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Urgh, Cabin Fever. Seriously, I'd love to know if anyone was actually scared by that film. Worst £3.80 of my entire life.

Ghost Ship
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Ultraviolet

First two are pretty self explanitory.
But I was really expecting Ultraviolet to be a good movie. It just dragged on and on without much going on except for a few action bits which weren't all that spectacular. We ended up just turning it off.

Oh, I have another one:

Alexander the Great

Horribly done, homosexual (in bad taste), and historically inaccurate

Yay for h!

[quote="ryan.riverside"]Alexander the Great
Horribly done, homosexual (in bad taste), and historically inaccurate/quote]

I thought that was a great movie
If you want a bad historical film: TROY would be the way to go.

I would have to disagree with you. For that genre, Troy was a darn good movie.

But with Alexander, the battle scene where he gets shot: why do they have to have it be psychedillic colors and spinny and everything? Why did they have to give me a migraine? (and I seriously did get a migraine from watching that scene... I had to skip it to keep from screaming out in true physical pain)

I have to say, though, I got the book that was based on Ultraviolet and both me and my boyfriend read it, and it was much better than the movie. They just adapted it from the movie, but unlike other movie books when they do that, they actually used a pretty good writer. I was pleasantly surprised.

But anyhow, bad movies...
From Justin to Kelly
Glitter

Oh thank god I'm not the only one who though Battlefield Earth was a horrible movie. Dear lord, I had no idea a movie could be that bad. It was only 90 minutes, but it felt like it was 4 hours long! When the movie came out on VHS, at Blockbuster there were 5 shelfs of it for sale, and not one was taken.

As for other movies... Napoleon Dynamite. I realize I'm probably going to get shot for that one, but I don't care. I did not think that movie was funny at all.

I hated the Friday movies. Every last one of them.

Troy was an awful movie for that genre, it was innacurate to the story and it was bloody awful. Brad Pitt made it suck so bad. Ugh. What an awful movie.

Alexander was just as bad, and not well done either.

Good movies in that genre? Gladiator. And the Rome series is pretty sweet too.

But this is about bad films.
Hmm...

Catwoman
The Hulk
Daredevil

For that, and any other genre, Troy was an appalling film.

It neither tried to be histoically accurate not accurate to the Iliad (and latterly the Aeneid). It just made things up as it went along; along with some ham-fisted acting (apart from Peter O'Toole, bless him).

Alexander is poor too, though I don't see how 'homosexuality' can be a reason for it being bad.

A Walk To Remember is the worst film I've ever seen, in league with Reign of Fire and Clockstoppers (I can't even remember the plot of that one). Catch Me If You Can could've been OK but it was far too long-winded for what it was.

Ugh. White Chicks. Why did I see that movie?

Troy was awful; my English teacher saw it and admitted the only good part of it was Brad Pitt's butt.

Also, referring to Alexander, you watch an action movie to see guy on guy action, not guy ON guy action. Oh wait. You know what I mean.

There was not a manly word in that post. Except for action.

THANK YOU. I do NOT know what people see in that movie, I can't stand it at all.

Lady in the Water was just awful.

Freddy Got Fingered.