BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We shall wreck havick onto all pizza places!!! Haha, jk. (Maybe later
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Similar to number 1, another could be, Do not tell them the toppings, instead, describe them.
Ex: Call on the phone
*picks up phone* Pizza person: Welcome to Dominos, may I take your order?
You: yah, I would like a pizza please.
Pizza person: What toppings would you like??
You: On my pizza, I would like some thin sliced meaty stuff. Ummm.... it's kinda reddish, and it's circular, got any of that???
Pizza person: Do you mean pepperoni???
You: Yah yah, some of that, but not TOO much!! ok??
Pizza person: ok, pepperoni pizza, any other toppings??
You: Yah, yah, I also want some of that yellowy, whitish stuff, that's all goopy and hot. I always order some of that too. You know, it can go all OVER the pizza, yah, yah, I want some of that stuff too.
Pizza person: You mean cheese?
You: So that's what you guys call that stuff these days. Yah yah. Some "cheese" please.
Pizza person: That comes on every pizza though. Ok, so your final order is a pepperoni pizza. Is that it?
You: Oo! OO! I want some cheese too, you forgot that part.
Pizza Person: *irratated* Ok, you want a pepperoni with CHEESE pizza. IS THAT ALL???
You: Hmmm......Oh ya, and I want some of that liquidy stuff, you know, that comes in those cups. It's kinda brownish, and fizzy. By chance, is there any of that left??
Pizza person: soda? yes, we do have soda. Would you like coke?
You: hmmm...ya, I guess so. Ok, that's all.
Pizza person: OK, YOU WOULD LIKE A PEPPERONI WITH CHEESE PIZZA WITH A COKE, IS
THAT ALL?????
You: Yes. Thank you. *hangs up*
Pizza person: NOOOO! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS!!!! WHERE DO I BRING THE PIZZA?!?!?!?!?!! * breaks out and cries.*
Haha, it's brilliant. SLowly, one by one, we will bring pizza people to INSANITY. BWUAHAHAHA. *clears throat* hehe.