A zookeeper wakes up one morning and finds that his gorilla has died. To make matters worse, there are 250 schoolchildren coming just to see the gorilla that day. Well, he didn't want to disappoint the kids, so he set off into the park and found a guy out jogging.
He offers the jogger $200 to wear a gorilla suit and sit in the gorilla habitat for two hours while the kids are there. The jogger accepts, because getting $100/hour to sit around and act like a gorilla is a pretty sweet deal.
So, the jogger goes back to the zoo with the zookeeper, puts on the gorilla suit, and gets settled in at the gorilla habitat just as the kids get there. Well, you know what kids are like on field trips. They started whining about how boring the gorilla was, so the jogger decided to really earn his $200 and give them a show.
He jumped around, made gorilla noises, and generally acted silly. The kids loved it. He jumped even higher and, well, our jogger friend wasn't quite as large as a gorilla (all that exercise will do that to you), and he wound up flying through the bars separating the gorilla habitat from the lion habitat.
It was just him and the lion. He saw the lion coming towards him and started screaming for help at the top of his lungs. He turned and ran, but the lion caught up with him. He kept screaming. A hand clapped over his mouth and a voice said, "Shut up! Do you want to get us fired?"
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