What animal would you be?

Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:10 pm

Ginger Harp Seal Pup wrote:
_jade_em_ wrote:What's wrong with being a human anyway? I like my intelligence

What's wrong? Well, we have FAR too many responsibilities for one thing. Then you have all the criminals (dangerous ones) and psycopaths making life a misery for loads of people, you have to work in a crappy job (I don't though) and get money just so you can scrape by, we have so many illnesses and disorders that it's stupid, we have goverments who suck, what more can I say? I'd rather be a harp seal or another animal any day.

Harp Seals are hunted for oil, food and fur, have to fight for food or face dying of starvation, risk being hunted, mauled by Polar Bears, Sharks, Orcas, not to mention Walruses. ALL animals face illnesses and disorders, I'm sure.

As for Governments? Most animals have some sort of hierarchy set up anyway, any sort animals that travel in herds (including Harp Seals), so that counts as a government of sort, and if you are the at the top of the herd, and an animal wants to become alpha-male, they'll take it by injuring you infront of everyone else.

The alpha-male will then (usually) kill offspring and procreate with you (if you're a female), and you can't even really refuse.

Nice.

Last edited by Paul on Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:15 pm

I want to be a mayfly.

Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:38 pm

Chigger, most definitely.

(okay, fox or wolf)

Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:37 pm

I'd be a wolf or an eagle

Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:46 pm

A badger. Not your symbolic Hufflepuff badger, a real, hungry, angry, stubborn badger.

Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:47 pm

A dragon

Like, an Asian dragon. Then people would worship me^^

Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:21 am

Can't I be the protein that causes Chronic Wasting disease?

Alas. It's not an animal. It's not even classified as alive, but it's still pretty awesome.

Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:11 am

Christopher wrote:
Setekh wrote:I'll be Unicron.
I'll eat the enitre frikkin Universe, fall asleep and miss the next Big-bang, because that's how awsome I am.

Not an animal? Definately alive though.

Okay, more a force of Nature/G-D than anything else.
But still, he is alive and thusforth an Animal of sorts... o_O

(Ironicly, Unicrons Descent just popped up on my Ipod)

Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:56 am

Setekh wrote:
Christopher wrote:
Setekh wrote:I'll be Unicron.
I'll eat the enitre frikkin Universe, fall asleep and miss the next Big-bang, because that's how awsome I am.

Not an animal? Definately alive though.

Okay, more a force of Nature/G-D than anything else.
But still, he is alive and thusforth an Animal of sorts...
(Ironicly, Unicrons Descent just popped up on my Ipod)

Strictly speaking, Unicron is not an animal. You'd have to fall into the Animal Kingdom in taxonomic classification.

Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:20 pm

liger or dragon defenetly they are so awsome

Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:46 pm

It wouldn't be a pelican I mean have you seen how big is mouth is? It could possibilty swallow a toddler whole and that is providing if a toddler accidentally crawled in the pelican mouth in the first place. (Remember the pigeon from last week that was eaten alive by a pelican in St James' Park, London despite the fact that pelicans are meant to eat fish?)

It would have to be a hawk.

Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:01 pm

Amethyst wrote:A dragon Like, an Asian dragon. Then people would worship me^^

Mwahaha. I agree. I want to be a dragon too!

They can fly, run, and breathe fire. What's not to like?

Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:38 pm

I.. don't know. I think.. maybe a parrot. Because they are CUTE and they are vegetarians. XD

Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:22 pm

Probably a big wolf or a really big dog... I love canines

Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:35 pm

Well, my mostest favoritest animal is the elephant, but I would never want to be on. Probably a cougar, a fox, or a koala or panda bear. If I had to choose between them: a cougar. I was obsessed with them ever since I was little.