Things PPT Members would never say 2nd Split

[ahoteinrun]

Ahoteinrun you blaspheme, heathen.

To take the Professor's name in vain, and even worse in jest is an offense to everything I hold dear. My fury knows no bounds.

Of course you understand, this means war

The thing is Enigma, is that it's things "You would NEVER SAY". Therefore, it is something you never would say. And something I am full well aware that you havn't.
It may have been an act of war, but in truth it was merely a compliment for your love of Tolkien, and the god that he is in his mastery of writing.

If it is war you want, then it is war you shall get. But it was all meant in good fun, something i'm sure that you yourself can understand.

[Enigma]

No no no!

I demand war. We will meet at dawn with the weapons of your choice.

[Tymaporer]

Not to be annoying or anything, but so far only Fidds has mentioned me...and I revived the thread! You'd think people would remember me when they saw my name on the "creator of topic" thingie...

Jim: I'm leaving PPT.

Me: I hate you all. (Actually, I do say that IRL, but never online.)

Fidds: :?: :arrow:

[Caesara]

Lillie you little..! Grr! (Actually that's a perfect description of something I'd never do, so.. XP)

Lillie: BAHAHAHAHAHA! You people are complete nutheads! I hate you! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lillie: I WANT SUGAR!

Lillie: I'm not sleep deprived, what are you talking about? I don't procrastinate, either. Off to do my homework..

Lillie: I hate flowers. They're evil little devils. And they smell funny too.

Lillie: I wish my name was "Ruler Of The World So Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!". It'd be so lovely..

[Anubis]

Tyma, here's one for you.

.friends555/tymaporer: I don't want to be noticed.

.friends555/tymaporer: Everyone talks to me! Everyone! And everyone remembers me!

[Shoyru_Lover]

Jim: Damn, these hotpants look really good.
.neko.: I am going to be serious today.
Werepup: Heyahyahyahyhayhayhayhay!
Fidds: Posies, kitten and pink laces! Yay!

[SpiraLethe]

*faints* Hell will freeze over before I ask for Britney.

Spira: I hate NeoQuest! And NeoQuest2! People who play them are nuts!

But Alex, people who play them are nuts. And I probably should hate them for stealing my soul. Why do those prizes have to be so nice?

Alex: I adore school, that's why I have perfect attendence.

[Nessa]

Tyma, here's one for you.

.friends555/tymaporer: I don't want to be noticed.

.friends555/tymaporer: Everyone talks to me! Everyone! And everyone remembers me!

I don't think that was particularly nice or necessary.

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Igg: Legolas > Aragon

.friends555: Fweeeeeeeee I *love* bargain hunt!

(apologies if you actually like bargain hunt...)

Mat: Pffft who needs fire? I've got silly string!!

Ayse: Video games are *so* last year!

Atomicblonde: Guys, I'm actually a brunette.

Cassi: I'm giving up dancing and taking up turkey bowling.

SL: I'm gonna change my name to Yurgle_Luver.

Jill: DUBYA IS MY IDOL!!!

Charisma: I have a confession to make... I have a unibrow.

Rageaholic: My name is Rage and I'm a recoving rageaholic.

Iashi: Guys, I've decided to tell you all my real name.

Spira: Baby pink is the best color ever.

Pokemew: Britney > Michelle

Lillie: I like daisies more than lillies.

Coming2atvnearu:

Fergus: *sob* I've been pwned.

I_Love_Starburst: Skittles are soo much better than starbursts!!

Chass: I want you all to refer to me as "Strawberry Alice" from now on.

Robin: I've decided to change all the rules in the boards I moderate to allow everyone to flame and spam beyond belief.

Cae: I'm moving to Utah.

Fiddelysquat: I'm gonna beat up ten year olds for their lunch money!

xerai: I'm gonna change my name to "Pretty Pink Princess."

CSK: Eh, who needs sheep, we've got goats!

[Anubis]

Alex: *yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to bed at five o' clock pm tonight.

Alex: Stay up? Good grief, what's got into you, girl?

Alex: I want to go to school... come on seven o' clock.

Alex: *bell rings for seven o' clock am* YES! RESULT! *jumps out of bed*

I don't think that was particularly nice or necessary.

Oh, come on, it's always what PPT members would not say.

[Igg]

Alex: You know, I had the best night's sleep then

Alex: My ex was so great, I wish we could get back together RIGHT NOW

Alex: Igg, i'm not really mad at you

[Nessa]

Alex: *yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to bed at five o' clock pm tonight.

Alex: Stay up? Good grief, what's got into you, girl?

Alex: I want to go to school... come on seven o' clock.

Alex: *bell rings for seven o' clock am* YES! RESULT! *jumps out of bed*

I don't think that was particularly nice or necessary.

Oh, come on, it's always what PPT members would not say.

Oh right and that makes it ok to pick on someone. my apologies.

[Anubis]

Alex: *yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to bed at five o' clock pm tonight.

Alex: Stay up? Good grief, what's got into you, girl?

Alex: I want to go to school... come on seven o' clock.

Alex: *bell rings for seven o' clock am* YES! RESULT! *jumps out of bed*

I don't think that was particularly nice or necessary.

Oh, come on, it's always what PPT members would not say.

Oh right and that makes it ok to pick on someone. my apologies.

I'm not picking on anyone, but if it offends you or anyone else especially tymaporer I'm sorry... I just remember when I tried to talk to her at the PPTbies Ceremony she'd keep scuttling away...

[Christopher]

Zero!: Jirachi don't p0w'n no more *Sheaths baseball bat*
Iashi: "I beeelieeeve ina thing called loooovvvv! OOoo! Oooo! Ooooooo-ooo!"
Coming2atvnearu: I think I like spandex more than my old tux.
Iashi: Lets all settle this fuss over a big bowl of strawberry icecream!
Jill: I'm secretly a pokemon fan. I even have the underwear and car polish.

[Tymaporer]

Alex: *yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to bed at five o' clock pm tonight.

Alex: Stay up? Good grief, what's got into you, girl?

Alex: I want to go to school... come on seven o' clock.

Alex: *bell rings for seven o' clock am* YES! RESULT! *jumps out of bed*

I don't think that was particularly nice or necessary.

Oh, come on, it's always what PPT members would not say.

Oh right and that makes it ok to pick on someone. my apologies.

I'm not picking on anyone, but if it offends you or anyone else especially tymaporer I'm sorry... I just remember when I tried to talk to her at the PPTbies Ceremony she'd keep scuttling away...

It doesn't offend me.

[Igg]

Alex: *yawns* I'm tired. I'm going to bed at five o' clock pm tonight.

Alex: Stay up? Good grief, what's got into you, girl?

Alex: I want to go to school... come on seven o' clock.

Alex: *bell rings for seven o' clock am* YES! RESULT! *jumps out of bed*

I don't think that was particularly nice or necessary.

Oh, come on, it's always what PPT members would not say.

Oh right and that makes it ok to pick on someone. my apologies.

I'm not picking on anyone, but if it offends you or anyone else especially tymaporer I'm sorry... I just remember when I tried to talk to her at the PPTbies Ceremony she'd keep scuttling away...

It doesn't offend me.

Well good, it wasn't intended to.
Calm dahn everyone, calm dahn.