Spam you've received

[Hpfan36]

Um, wow. For some reason, I don't receive any of that kind of stuff at all and I have Hotmail. xD My inbox just consists of myspace alerts and my junk box is empty. =D I guess I'm just lucky...

[Alex]

I get a lot of "Make your woman happy" emails. Which is odd, as last time I checked, I was female.

I also get a few bank scams. The thing that amuses me the most is that I've gotten those emails for every bank except the two I have accounts with.

[Rachel]

i dont read any of my junkmail, i just delete it all.

[sily_sicily]

I use Hotmail and I've recieved quite a ton of viruses, nothing much else.
Except that some people loves chain-mails...>_>

[Alex]

I use Hotmail and I've recieved quite a ton of viruses, nothing much else.
Except that some people loves chain-mails...>_>

Annoyingly, I only receive chain emails from people who either got my email from someone else's chain email, or from people who added me to MSN a year ago (and I deleted after a week).

Maybe it's because my friends who I actually know who email me know that I would hurt them, literally, if they sent me rubbish like that XD

[Light]

Since I switched to Gmail, I didn't get any spam except for an occasional weird email with nothing in the message.

...

Seriously? I get thousands a week in Gmail, if I don't clear it out.

[charlixsparkles]

My email has a brilliant filter system so I don't get much spam Well, yes if I count the emails I get from people who I stopped being friends with... and chain letters my other friends send for some reason (I just don't have the heart to tell them they don't work )

[DM was on fire!]

I got spam from Russia once. I wanted to keep it, but I forgot that anything int he spam box is deleted after thirty days. Whoops. XD
What amuses me is I get the same thing from multiple people.

OH! And whenever I look in my spam inbox, I get a Google ad for spam casserole.

EDIT - This one wins.

HEAVIEST SNOWFALL ISEXPECTED NORTH AND EAST OF CLAM GULCH BETWEEN MIDNIGHT TONIGHT ANDMIDDAY WEDNESDAY.
AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING. BE CAREFULTO COVER EXPOSED SKIN TO PREVENT FROSTBITE. THIS WILL RESULT IN FROST BITEAND LEAD TO HYPOTHERMIA IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN.
A WIND CHILL WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM AST WEDNESDAY. WITH THE VISIBILITY REDUCED TO LESS THAN ONE HALF MILE INSOME AREAS.
SOUTHEAST WIND TO 15 MPH. FOR THE FOLLOWING FORECAST LOCATIONS:. THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ANCHORAGE HAS ISSUED A WIND CHILLADVISORY.
SNOWACCUMULATION UP TO 1 INCH.
BLIZZARD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 1 AM WEDNESDAY TO 4 AM ASTTHURSDAY.
SNOWFALL WILL INCREASE IN INTENSITY.
THE FOG WILL CAUSE A THINLAYER OF ICE TO FORM ON ROADWAYS. ASTHE LOW MOVES TOWARD PRINCE WILLIAM SOUND.
IFYOU MUST BE OUTDOORS.
WIND CHILL TEMPERATURES OVER THE AREAOF AT LEAST 45 BELOW ZERO CAN BE EXPECTED.
A GULF OF ALASKA STORM WILL BRING MORE SNOW AND WIND TO THOMPSONPASS LATER THIS EVENING. AS THE LOW MOVES TOWARD PRINCE WILLIAMSOUND. LOOK FOR MOSTLY CLOUDY SKIES WITHNUMEROUS SNOW SHOWERS. ANOTHER STORM TAKES AIM AT THE NORTH GULF COAST.
IFYOU MUST BE OUTDOORS.
THIS WILL BRING SNOW AND AREAS OFBLOWING SNOW TO THE KENAI PENINSULA AND SOUTH CENTRAL ALASKABEGINNING LATER THIS EVENING AND CONTINUING THROUGH MUCH OF WEDNESDAY. IN ADDITION THERE WILL BE AREAS OF BLOWINGSNOW.
SNOWFALL WILLINCREASE IN INTENSITY.
WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 7 AM TO 6 PM AST WEDNESDAY.
CLOUDY SKIES OVER PRINCE OF WALES WITH PERIODS OF RAIN SHOWERSMOVING OVER THE AREA FROM THE WEST WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THEEARLY MORNING HOURS.
SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 4 TO 8 INCHES AREPOSSIBLE THROUGH THE REST OF TONIGHT INTO EARLY WEDNESDAY MORNINGFOR BOTH VALDEZ AND THOMPSON PASS.
THIS WILL BRING SNOW AND AREAS OFBLOWING SNOW TO THE KENAI PENINSULA AND SOUTH CENTRAL ALASKABEGINNING LATER THIS EVENING AND CONTINUING THROUGH MUCH OF WEDNESDAY. A GULF OF ALASKA STORM WILL SPREAD SNOW INTO THE MATANUSKA VALLEYTHIS EVENING.
WINDS WILL REMAIN LIGHT.
SNOW ACCUMULATION NOT TOEXCEED 1 INCH. A BLOWING SNOW ADVISORY MEANS THAT VISIBILITIES WILL BE LIMITEDDUE TO STRONG WINDS BLOWING SNOW AROUND. CONDITIONS WILL IMPROVE BY MIDDAY WEDNESDAY AS WINDS DIMINISH.
ALTHOUGH WINDS WILL REMAIN LIGHT. WIND CHILL ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 AM ASTWEDNESDAY BETWEEN SAFETY AND GOLOVIN.

I don't live in Alaska. o_o;;

[Alex]

Since I switched to Gmail, I didn't get any spam except for an occasional weird email with nothing in the message.

...

Seriously? I get thousands a week in Gmail, if I don't clear it out.

Same. Of course, I've had Gmail for about 2 1/2 years. I probably get about 100-150 spam emails a day, but the filter's generally pretty good.

[Kitten Medli]

Once I was like 9 and got one of those HELP ME TRANSFER MONEY things or something.. and I thought it was real and I was scared. :[

[Asthaloth]

I'm not popular enough for Spam (Yay being a social outcast really) but I got a doozy today.

I won the Universe lottery.
I think they were hoping that something so absurd would pique my interest enough to actually open it (Bypassed my spam filter too)

I stopped getting stupid chain letters from total strangers when I started getting (Overly) Malicious and signing them up for the first dozen websites on a choice web search...

[Tymaporer]

My spam folder doesn't auto-delete, which is good, because sometimes non-spam things will go in there by mistake.

It's hard to find good stuff, because it's mostly from "Windows IT Pro" or "Security Update", and they're boring.

This one was kind of weird, because it had my username and a link to my LJ, which means it wasn't sent in bulk.

Hi. My name is Eugene Gershin. Perhaps we have met online, but more probably you don't know me from Adam. I monitor blogs for SamsonBlinded, and came across your post.

I'd like to welcome you to look at Obadiah Shoher's blog. Obadiah - an anonymous Israeli politician - writes extremely controversial articles about Israel, the Middle East politics, and terrorism.
Shoher is equally critical of Jewish and Muslim myths, and advocates political rationalism instead of moralizing.
Google banned our site from the AdWords, Yahoo blocked most pages, and Amazon deleted all reviews of Obadiah's book, Samson Blinded: A Machiavellian Perspective on the Middle East Conflict.
Nevertheless, 170,000 people from 78 countries read the book.

Various Internet providers ban us periodically, but you can look up the site on search engines. The mirror http://www.terrorism-in-israel.com/blog currently works.

Please help us spread Obadiah's message, and mention the blog in one of your posts, or link to us from tymaporer.livejournal.com/. I would greatly appreciate your comments.

Best wishes,
Eugene Gershin

And this one said something about a university diploma in the title.

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Bring in _aBachelors, Masters., MBA, and Doctorate (PhD) diploma.

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Seriously. How do these people find me? How does my email end up on spam mailing lists? O_o

A lot of them have weird titles though. Random combinations of words or letters. Probably to avoid any kind of filter that catches certain words.

Oh, and I used to get emails from classmates.com. They thought my name was Jeffrey.

[Mongrel]

Oooh, I hate those "find old classmates" sites. My sister decided to sign up for one, and in order to get complete access you have to provide 6 email addresses from various people. So she used my email as one, and I've been getting spammed by them lately.

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The last sentence is... Interesting. O_o

And a lot of my spam lately seems to be "real" scholarships and college funding.

[Kitten Medli]

Oh yeah, I get the ones with the random titles. I once got one called,"iguana"...