Tymaporer wrote:
It's the five MINUTE rule, people! Get it right!
One time, I had a dream that I was on the toilet (for some odd reason), and I was peeing in the toilet, and then I peed in my bed. Fortunately, it woke me up, so it wasn't a real disaster. This was quite recent, actually.
the same thing happened to me when i was camping.
ok, this has made me remember more.
Once when i was really little, I was in the grocery store with my dad, and there was a tall guy in front of him wearing the same color pants... I wasn't paying attention (and i was short, so all i really looked at was the lower half) and i walked up and grabbed his hand instead of my dad's.
and another time I was in about... 3rd or 4th grade, and i was wearing a dress my mom had made me... but it was too big. So i was yelling at this guy because he was making fun of me, and I was kinda leaning over... and he interrupts me and goes "I can see right down your dress" I was MORTIFIED.
and one last one... (in my opinion the best)
I was in san francisco on a field trip in 4th grade, and we went to the fortune cookie factory. We all got a bag of fortune cookie mess-ups, and i was walking along reading my fortune which was "You have a natural grace."
As i was reading it i walked into a parking meter.
One of those "God laughing hysterically at you" moments.
-If you are flammable and have legs, you are never BLOCKING a fire exit.
Mitch Hedburg-WIS<3