06.06.07 Planned downtime

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Fiddelysquat · #16 Post by **Fiddelysquat** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:59 am

The Dog God was inciting rebellion amongst the people.

We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.

Wind · #17 Post by **Wind** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:22 pm

I demand that my name be changed now to Ind! :battar:

Just in case.

Tymaporer · #18 Post by **Tymaporer** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:42 pm

Well, at least us T people are guaranteed survival this time...

6/6/07 isn't necessarily evil like 6/6/06. 667 is the devil's neighbor(s) across the street. Nobody up here has any info about them. Don't you people know anything?!

I move for a new system. Instead of hamsters or child labor, I think the admins should do their dirty work themselves. All in favor?

Uncle Xyzzy · #19 Post by **Uncle Xyzzy** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:59 pm

Tymaporer wrote:I move for a new system. Instead of hamsters or child labor, I think the admins should do their dirty work themselves. All in favor?

Yay!

#20 Post by **Siouxper** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:02 pm

Nay! (I am not a suckup)

Skynetmain · #21 Post by **Skynetmain** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:35 pm

Tymaporer wrote:I move for a new system. Instead of hamsters or child labor, I think the admins should do their dirty work themselves. All in favor?

I say we move to solar power. One photovoltaic next to Kym or Jas could power the entire internets forever!

iconoplast · #22 Post by **iconoplast** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:17 am

Tymaporer wrote:Instead of hamsters or child labor, I think the admins should do their dirty work themselves. All in favor?

Does... does that mean someone might finally let me out of the basement, or at least unhook me from this terminal? These chains are rusty and I think I've got a cold.

Tymaporer · #23 Post by **Tymaporer** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:40 am

iconoplast wrote:
Tymaporer wrote:Instead of hamsters or child labor, I think the admins should do their dirty work themselves. All in favor?

Does... does that mean someone might finally let me out of the basement, or at least unhook me from this terminal? These chains are rusty and I think I've got a cold.

O_o Wow, I'd've thought the admins would at least treat you supermods with some semblance of not-so-cruelty, seeing as you're immediately under them and all...yes, you would be able to come live in the free world.

Christopher · #24 Post by **Christopher** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:41 am

iconoplast wrote:Does... does that mean someone might finally let me out of the basement, or at least unhook me from this terminal? These chains are rusty and I think I've got a cold.

Who are you kidding? You enjoy being chained down there. *Adds more chains*

You signed this form *holds up ink stained napkin*

Tymaporer · #25 Post by **Tymaporer** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:58 am

Christopher wrote:
iconoplast wrote:Does... does that mean someone might finally let me out of the basement, or at least unhook me from this terminal? These chains are rusty and I think I've got a cold.

Who are you kidding? You enjoy being chained down there. *Adds more chains*

You signed this form *holds up ink stained napkin*

That's no signature, it's a Rorschach test!

I see...a monkey vampire standing on top of a covered wagon and wielding an axe with one hand and a lightsaber with its tail!

(Wow, I spelled Rorschach right on the first try. Go me!

)

Christopher · #26 Post by **Christopher** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:50 am

Tymaporer wrote:
Christopher wrote:
iconoplast wrote:Does... does that mean someone might finally let me out of the basement, or at least unhook me from this terminal? These chains are rusty and I think I've got a cold.

Who are you kidding? You enjoy being chained down there. *Adds more chains*

You signed this form *holds up ink stained napkin*

That's no signature, it's a Rorschach test! I see...a monkey vampire standing on top of a covered wagon and wielding an axe with one hand and a lightsaber with its tail!

Maybe it's blood? I can't remember.

iconoplast · #27 Post by **iconoplast** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:21 am

Tymaporer wrote:O_o Wow, I'd've thought the admins would at least treat you supermods with some semblance of not-so-cruelty, seeing as you're immediately under them and all...yes, you would be able to come live in the free world.

Oh, they do. The mods are in those tiny dog crates, typing on laptops with 10" screens and drinking from water bottles. This is totally a step up.

(Mmm, monkey vampire...)

robot · #28 Post by **robot** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:25 am

Ooo, are the cages being upgraded as well? Do we get wee corners now?!? That'd be lovely. I don't think they've changed Yoshi's newspaper in awhile. He stinks.

TDG · #29 Post by **TDG** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:37 am

iconoplast wrote:
Tymaporer wrote:O_o Wow, I'd've thought the admins would at least treat you supermods with some semblance of not-so-cruelty, seeing as you're immediately under them and all...yes, you would be able to come live in the free world.

Oh, they do. The mods are in those tiny dog crates, typing on laptops with 10" screens and drinking from water bottles. This is totally a step up.

(Mmm, monkey vampire...)

The others get water bottles? I've just got a dripping pipe above me. I think it runs to the admin's spa and sauna, as its often boiling hot.

Pudding · #30 Post by **Pudding** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:23 am

the_dog_god wrote:
iconoplast wrote:
Tymaporer wrote:O_o Wow, I'd've thought the admins would at least treat you supermods with some semblance of not-so-cruelty, seeing as you're immediately under them and all...yes, you would be able to come live in the free world.

Oh, they do. The mods are in those tiny dog crates, typing on laptops with 10" screens and drinking from water bottles. This is totally a step up.

(Mmm, monkey vampire...)

The others get water bottles? I've just got a dripping pipe above me. I think it runs to the admin's spa and sauna, as its often boiling hot.

Don't forget about the daily brainwashing sessions! I managed to break out of my cage, deactivate my ankle bracelet, and escape...and I came back.

In my defense, the gruel is really tasty!