For those topics one could describe as the forum equivalent of a twinkie. Word games, forum contests and giveaways are all the rage here.
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:24 pm

Shakespeare's The Tragedy of Shanjaya Malakar

Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:19 am

Wasp In a Wig

Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:36 am

A cheap, legal windows operating system.

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Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:37 pm

A post by Kym that isn't spam

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Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:19 pm

Ham flavored cheese

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Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:30 pm

IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Um...

Ninjas inferior to pirates.

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Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:59 am

A bad pun that works in every language

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:17 am

A high quality online graduate education program :x

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:36 am

A What If machine.

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:50 am

Ocean's Twentyseven

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:31 am

An energy drink that doesn't taste like either ginger ale or melted gummi worms.

Anoohilator wrote:Ocean's Twentyseven

Not yet, anyway.

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:04 pm

A pen that writes in floating ink :o

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:46 pm

PHPBB 4.

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Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:48 pm

Actually there is one thing I wonder..
We sometimes hear stuff like : Wow, this pen can write underwater!
Then how come we don't hear about the paper to write underwater too? :O

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Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:01 pm

Diet Butter?
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