The Most Fun New Activity for PPT! - YOU TELL THE STORY!

[Wind]

Dance in front of the squirrel trying to amuse him.

[3lla]

go swim back to the other side of the lake, remove the t shirt off your dogs head and then swim back with your dog. Then feed the squirrel the fish heads you have

[The Wonder Weezel]

might i add right now, seeing as 3 out of the last 5 of you have allready done this...

STOP GIVING ME MORE THAN ONE STEP AT A TIME - LIKE IT SAYS TO ON THE VERY FIRST POST OF THIS THREAD!
You can tell me to run away, or dive in to head back for the dog, or if the dog was there you could tell me to use the dog to attack the squirrel, but not all three at the same time!
Tell the character what to do next. Whats his next one step at that moment of time?

Things you cannot do:
Make things randomly appear: "Pull a hairbrush out of your pocket at throw it at a bird."
Give multiple steps "Go to the grocery store, get a pizza, eat it, and call your friend as say how yummy it was."
Make commands that really wont progress the story. "See how many times you can blink in a minute."

Thank you.

Tell him an equally funny joke

[ria]

Offer him the fish heads!

[3lla]

swim to the other side of the lake where your dog is

[Christopher]

Considering there are no pockets, you don't have to worry about hairbrushes anymore =/

[Rox]

Throw the remainings of the boat at the squirrel.

[Jocelyn Spicer]

Attempt to eat the squirrel! Yummy!

[Zilary]

Use the squirrel's tail to wipe his slobber.

[Mongrel]

Follow the footprints and see if WS(Shakespeare?) has any advice for you.

[Siouxper]

Put your head inside the giant squirrel's mouth!

[mik19180]

Poke him in the eye.

They're just so.... red.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

Play dead.

[WIS]

Play dead.

Seconded.

[mjrinella]

Attempt to eat the squirrel alive.