Prefect Slave Day

[TDG]

So every year, my school hosts a Prefect Slave Day, where the Prefects are auctioned off (usually in pairs) to students, who then command them for a day. The proceeds go to charities that help prevent slavery etc etc etc

Seeing how I'm in my final year of school, and know all of the Prefects very well, I could think of nothing more fun than purchasing some minions to torment.

Problem is, I have two Prefects sitting there and only enough really good ideas for one, so, I turn to you:

What are some fun things I could do with my two slaves?

Some notes:
- Two male prefects
- No illegal activities or nudity allowed
- Must not have significant detriment to learning

[Asthaloth]

- No illegal activities or nudity allowed
- Must not have significant detriment to learning

Well there goes all my ideas.

[Christopher]

Have them help you ferverently preach your new religion as your loyal disciples.

Get them in traditional silly two-man horse costume, ride around school. In full armour.

Dress them in black, give them earpieces and dark glasses, and have them barrellroll/burst their way into rooms ahead of you. (*clear, over, safe to enter*)

Have them do dreaded charity work! Mwahahahaaa!

[CWisgood]

Get them to act out some of the Cyanide&Happiness comics in real life.

[Mongrel]

Have them march in front of you wherever you go, shouting "Make way for the Emperor of Canada!"
Make them talk like Batman and Robin in the old Adam West versions. "Holy heart failure, Batman!" "I know...what you mean...Robin."
When you're sitting down, make them stand behind you, wearing sunglasses and talking into imaginary headsets like Secret Service men. (Blatant ripoff of Christopher's idea.)
Have them "test" things for you, like food, pencils, stairs, etc., to make sure they work properly.
Make them act out short scenes from well-known movies.

[Zilary]

Oooh! We had something like that at my school, except we auctioned off senior men. I made mine wear a tiara and a sash all day as well as calling me "miss" and using all those other "gentlemeny" mannerisms.

Tell them to make you a throne and carry you around everywhere.
Have them sing to you (with songs like Toxic, Girlfriend, Kung-fu Fighting...etc)

Err...I really like all of Christopher's ideas, actually.

[MarchingDuck]

-make them carry, or cook, your meals

- make them carry heavy objects like books or your bookbag

-go-fers...like if you forget something or need something...or just feel like making them get exercise.

-is it still swim season for you? because I know I've always wanted my own pool boy.

um yeah...just general servant stuff.

[.neko.]

We had something similar. We auctioned of grads though.

I knew this girl who had her "slave" push her around to all her classes on a chair with wheels. She also made them carry her books/binders.

[ria]

Our school also has a Prefect Slave Auction, I had a friend who made her (male) prefect slave walk around school in a pair of her heels and a (rather tight) dress, with a dog collar and leash.

But yeah, everyone else's ideas are heaps good. XD

[3lla]

you could just make them just up like women for the day. the wholw works!
mascara,eyeshaow little black dress and heels! and hey if youre going to make them wear the heels better make sure that thos legs are shaved! (partially or fully, both are jut as affective!)

[Paulisacretin]

I find it offensive that people would trivialise the horrendous nature of slavery and make it some "hilarious" day out for a bunch of ignorant people who've never known the hardship of slavery. This thread should be locked.

[Paul]

I find it offensive that people would trivialise the horrendous nature of slavery and make it some "hilarious" day out for a bunch of ignorant people who've never known the hardship of slavery. This thread should be locked.

Motion seconded.

[Rachel]

This thread shall not be locked for the reason you requested as it states in the first post that the event in question is a fundraiser where the "proceeds go to charities that help prevent slavery etc etc etc". I doubt that the event is aiming to "trivialise" slavery in anyway.

If you still have a problem, please take it up with either me, or the_dog_god (as the creator of the thread) via PM and NOT in the thread.

Please everyone, return to offering suggestions

[Christopher]

This thread shall not be locked for the reason you requested as it states in the first post that the event in question is a fundraiser where the "proceeds go to charities that help prevent slavery etc etc etc". I doubt that the event is aiming to "trivialise" slavery in anyway.

If you still have a problem, please take it up with either me, or the_dog_god (as the creator of the thread) via PM and NOT in the thread.

Please everyone, return to offering suggestions

You do realise they're trolling don't you?

[Paulisacretin]

Oooooh, and a smooth 5 points go to you Christopher. Now you can spin the wheel or pick a wicked wango card!