Looking for Comedic Monolouges! PLEASE HELP ME!

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Looking for Comedic Monolouges! PLEASE HELP ME!

#1 Post by The Wonder Weezel »

Hey, I was wondering if any of you out there have links to online monolouges... if you know any good websites, let me know! Im also looking specifically for some FUNNY monolouges, so if you by any chance have any on the computer, could you.... put them here for me?

Or, if you have a script to a funny monolouge, that you find pretty darn good for portraying funny characters.... scan it in perhaps? I could really use some help. Ive just stepped up a notch in the theater world so im looking for some fresh material!
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Re: Looking for Comedic Monolouges! PLEASE HELP ME!

#2 Post by Skynetmain »

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/

Here is a link I once used for the same purpose. I also have a document with some of them already on it, but the language is a little too strong for this site. A lot of movies are on the site. I recommend Jedi Thesis by Kevin Smith from Clerks since it always cracks me up. Favorite line: Do you think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main?

If this is not what you were looking for, sorry. I don't have anything else.
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#3 Post by MarchingDuck »

If you dont mind buying a book I know barnes and noble has a ton of monologs for ever occasion. I used to have one but I donated it to my HS after I graduated, which was bad because in college I realized I needed it.

I've done acting for a very long time (only theatre and I'm keeping it that way). Let me know if you find anything good!
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#4 Post by Mongrel »

http://www.geocities.com/foxfire321/audition.html
A friend in my class last semester did this monologue for class and it's pretty cool. The props can be cut out very easily, and it's pretty movement-oriented if you're going for physicality.
Personally I think the best monologues are the ones you write yourself, though. You can get just the right attitude and timing and you don't have to worry about other people doing the same piece as you.
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#5 Post by 3lla »

http://www.slattsnews.observationdeck.org/?p=1337
its hilarious but it is kind of rude.........I dont know if you could use it, but it is one of my favourites and i have used it for a drama exam i once had. :D
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