Asthaloth wrote:
My name is Greek for Horse lover.
*Wins the "My name sucks" Olympics*
Middle name means "Blessed Guard" Apparently.
... I really hate my parents for naming me the blessed horse loving guard.
'Round here, that would be a mark in your favor. Besides, better a blessed horse-loving guard than a female sheep that is also "any of various usually woody vines especially of tropical rain forests that root in the ground." I'm a woody female sheep vine--or, tacking on my last name, I'm a golden woody female sheep vine twin. Maybe that's why I live in a permanent state of confusion.
"Oh, better far to live and die/Under the brave black flag I fly/Than play a sanctimonious part/With a pirate head and a pirate heart."