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*flinches* I feel for you.

I'm always hurting myself without meaning to. I'm not really clumsy, I just don't pay attention to what I'm doing and it usually ends up in a painul situation, besides I play sports, it's just inevitable.

Thursday evening, I was attempting to walk down the sidewalk. My left foot slipped off the edge, went sideways against a tree root, I flew forward, landing mostly on my right knee (which is now scraped and bruised) and caught myself with my hands. It hurt.
Friday afternoon, I attempted to walk downstairs, and banged my heel hard on the edge of one of the stairs (usually, I bang my toes on the undersides of them when going up).
Saturday has just begun, in what sort of way will I injure myself today?

Wow, if I had a dollar for every time I get hurt a day, I would have 10 dollars.
I always get hurt somehow in the day, not really bad things' but painfull ones.

Well, in my school it's nearly impossible to make it out alive without any injuries. Let's see.

You can walk into hard stone stools sitting in the middle of the hallway while reading Reader's Digest.

You can get killed, or severe brain damage from heavy whacking on your head/body with a motorcycle helmet by a giant you don't wanna mess with. DODGE QUICK!

You can also die of a heart attack each time the said giant leaps out of unexpected places and roars at you.

You can also trip over a loose railing covering a drain.

You can get your head knocked with a bag by one of your classmates who has a penchant for annoying you, and only you.

You can suffer emotional injuries when a Dork makes fun of you.

You can fall down the stairs because of laughing too hard.

You can sprain an ankle or break a bone or get a serious cramp for running all the way to the staff room to pass up a book, then running to the hall for the assembly you are half-missing because you were finishing the assignment all the while.

Those are just the tip of the iceberg.

At home, things are no different, with my mother and sister shoving any passing family member to the wall or anything else if they are in the way.

X_X So you see, my life is filled with life-threatening dangers.

Sometimes, not often. I always manage to tweak something just a little bit......

Today I suffered many injuries to my leg as I tripped of some packing boxes in the hallway...

I never live a day without hurting myself...LOL.

yes, im a very safe little "looking-for-pain" kind of guy

Note: Im settin'up my shop!

not everyday. But most days, yes.

it is almost impossible to avoid...them...

I get hurt everyday. Emotionally, physical, and mentally! I can't avoid it unless I stay a under a rock all of my life! Xp

I don't get hurt very often. Maybe once or twice a week I'll scrap myself or something.

Yeah, all the time - it's one of the things about having a desk job: I have 8 hours a day when I have to really work at hurting myself.

My only problem is that when I *do* get hurt, I always manage to associate it with a funny story.

Nope. Like Tonks, I'm dead clumsy. Unlike Tonks, I have to go into a long string of expletives every time I stub my toe. When I do it outside, it echoes all the way down the valley.

No I haven't. At least I don't think I have, or maybe I just don't remember.