Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[thesockoverlord]

*adds 'nother thing to incredibly long list of stupid things I did today*
ooh..*raises hand* Today at lunch, i fell of my chair. THREE. TIMES. In under five minutes. You'd think I'd learn...but the funny part is, I really don't..
But, in my defense, only two of those times were my fault. The other time, my friend was sitting on the sit-on part of the chair, and I somehow ended up sitting on top of the back of the chair. Well, after squirming about trying to make sitting in such a position comfortable, I gave up and decided to try to lift myself away and onto my own chair using a rail and another chair...and yeah. I kind of fell flat on my back/head. T'was fun, though.

Oh, I also got "Frog'd" in science. Not. Fun.

[Helena]

Oh, I also got "Frog'd" in science. Not. Fun.

*ponders statement* I was typing all weird today because I was using adifferent keyboard layout earlier

And this isn't me, but a friend of mine sarted singing the Moulin Rouge song... in front of my french teacher. XD

[Tymaporer]

This guy in my chemistry class once confused the formulas for hydrochloric and sulfuric acid (in discussion), and then when he realized and corrected his mistake, he said, "It's a good thing we're not in a lab!"

[Ski]

Listerine shots. There's a damn good reason they put "do not swallow" on that bottle.

[Paul]

Listerine shots. There's a damn good reason they put "do not swallow" on that bottle.

I am so bringing a bottle to my next party. Hehehehe.

[Asthaloth]

Listerine shots. There's a damn good reason they put "do not swallow" on that bottle.

Wait.. Listerine?
The cleaning agent?

That is possibly the only thing smarter than my "Is that a Challenge?!" reaction to sell-by dates.

(Good news, it's not killed me yet! Although that chicken may do me a number tonight)

[Tymaporer]

I remember in sixth grade, everyone had those Listerine strips, and they put them on their tongues to prove they could stand it. Apparently it's really painful. It was a fad or something.

[Zero!]

Listerine shots. There's a damn good reason they put "do not swallow" on that bottle.

One time my friend dared me to put some of those Listerine breath strips in my mouth... and by some I mean 20. At once.

I could feel the minty freshness in the back of my eyes.

[Starchaser]

Not particularly stupid:
I couldn't find my cell phone.

Stupid:
I decided to call home and ask my parents to call my cell phone so I could find it.

Stupider:
"Well, I need to find my cell phone first," I thought.
I then proceeded to go about finding my cell phone and calling home. I'd almost finished asking when I suddenly realized what exactly I was using to call and hung up to the sounds of my dad's incredulous laughter.

Stupidest:
I've since done this again. Twice.

[AngelAttitude]

Lol I'm the most clumsiest person alive xD I'll try and remember all the stupid stuff I've done.
I opened our back door [leads into the yard] and ran out, fell over our Miniature horse who'd been standing on the door mat, and landed in the dogs feed bowl.
I was walking up stairs to go to work and fell, smashing my kneecap.
Was walking down the same stairs with 50 euros in small coins in my hands [I work in a bar, and I was asking round the other bars to see if they could change notes for coins because we where running short] when I slipped, landed on my bum, managed not to drop the coins, got up, slipped again, and dropped them everywhere. Also couldnt sit down without screaming for about two weeks =D
Was handing someone their change at the bar and dropped the coins in their glass. Actually I've done that one a few times lol
At the bar you have like a wee side store bit, and opposite that is the shelf where all the glasses are, and in the side tore bit my boss stores the huge big table umbrella things. Well, one night, I was getting my oat from the store bit, turned round, walked round the otherside of the bar, when I heard a huge crashin an' a smashin. Turned round, the umbrellas had fallen and smashed pretty much all the glasses.
I tried to climb up onto the fridge at New Years Eve in high heels and dented the lid =DD

*sighs* And theres all walking into walls, tripping over chairs, tables, feet etc. I'll write more if i remember them xD

[Phlameseeker]

Was handing someone their change at the bar and dropped the coins in their glass. Actually I've done that one a few times lol

If your in Britain, you just shout "God Save the Queen" n the owner of the drink has to down it without swallowing said coin, in order to save the Queen from drowning (cos she's on all our coins) *nod* Makes for good times at the pub *has a secret stash of pennies just for this* xP

[AngelAttitude]

Was handing someone their change at the bar and dropped the coins in their glass. Actually I've done that one a few times lol

If your in Britain, you just shout "God Save the Queen" n the owner of the drink has to down it without swallowing said coin, in order to save the Queen from drowning (cos she's on all our coins) *nod* Makes for good times at the pub *has a secret stash of pennies just for this* xP

LOL I didn't know that! I'm from Northern Ireland originally, was born there and lived there till I was 15 [I'm 18 now, just turned it on Wednesday, w000!], which is when my family decided to up and move to Spain. I'm so gonna get some pennies and stick them in all my friends drinks next time we're out ^^

[Phlameseeker]

LOL I didn't know that! I'm from Northern Ireland originally, was born there and lived there till I was 15 [I'm 18 now, just turned it on Wednesday, w000!], which is when my family decided to up and move to Spain. I'm so gonna get some pennies and stick them in all my friends drinks next time we're out ^^

Hehe. I'm half ROI myself Lol, best way is to slyly slip it into convo a week or so before, "hey, you heard of this weird brit tradition... blah blah" so that they are informed, but have forgotten by the time you actually do it

[Armite]

Today in band, we were starting a song, but I just realized that, so I put my trumpet up really fast, and the mouthpiece hit my lip, really hard, and I had braces on the other side! I yelled "OW!", and pulled a sock out of my pocket and put it underneath my top lip to absorb the blood, and my band director looked over at me and thought I was crazy.

[Alex]

Was handing someone their change at the bar and dropped the coins in their glass. Actually I've done that one a few times lol

If your in Britain, you just shout "God Save the Queen" n the owner of the drink has to down it without swallowing said coin, in order to save the Queen from drowning (cos she's on all our coins) *nod* Makes for good times at the pub *has a secret stash of pennies just for this* xP

Ooooh, I did that tonight to a couple of my friends. Tossed it in their beers and made them skull the drink - and then did it when they bought their next beer

I'm not nice sometimes ^.^

Although I think they've paid me back in the form of tequila shots that are just now hitting me about 3 hours later.