Stupid Things You've Done and want to Share with the World

[Phlameseeker]

Oh god dont mention tequila near me >.< On my 18th, after a couple of hours at the pub, my mates decided we should do tequila shots, only we didnt have shot glasses - the closest thing available were whiskey tumblers, n it was my responsibility to go first. What little i remember of the night after that is more than enough to put me off the stuff for life xD

[Alex]

Tequila Tequila Tequila!!!

I haven't done tequila shots for a couple of years. I have no idea why I handled it the best out of my friends (including one male who has tequila almost every time he goes out!)

I'm tiny. My tolerance scares me, and makes for a very expensive night out.

[Helena]

If your in Britain, you just shout "God Save the Queen" n the owner of the drink has to down it without swallowing said coin, in order to save the Queen from drowning (cos she's on all our coins) *nod* Makes for good times at the pub *has a secret stash of pennies just for this* xP

What you have to do is freeze some coins in the ice, and then put the is in the drink. That way they hafta down the drink and crack the ice, without cracking their teeth on said coins.

Anyway, today my class at school were practically rioting in Chemistry due to someone chucking.. I dunno, hot iron oxide? all over the place. The person that droppped it didn't tell anyone at first, and just started singing Emergency by Paramore. Lolz funny
"I think we have an emergency, I think we have an emergency, so are you listening, so are you watchng me..." XD
I fell up and down the stairs, twice, today @_@

[dragon]

Too many dumb things to name... Yesterday I was walking, and my friend tripped over a wet floor sign. I came over and started to laugh, and fell on my bottom infront of about 30 people.

[Tymaporer]

Here's a serious "blonde moment" from less than a minute ago, which almost went public, but I caught it before I made the post. I'll try to describe this well enough for those of you who don't know what Gaia is.

I had 501 cash on Gaia Online, and I went to the cash shop for an item that cost 19 cash, and I typed in 5 in the "quantity" box to get five of the item. Nothing went wrong. I had 406 cash when I left, and 5 of the item in my inventory. However, I got confused because I had calculated earlier that I could get five of them for 100 cash, and freaked out a bit, thinking they had only charged me for one. I went immediately to the forums and prepared to post that there had been an error and I had gotten 5 items for the price of 1, because I didn't want to get banned or anything.

The realization came when I was looking back at my post and saw "Last I knew, 501 minus 95 is not 406..." Then I redid the math and found that was correct, and my mind went from there. That was a relief, lemme tell you. Off to buy 21 more!

[dragon]

Once we were going to do a project involving decoratig cardboard boxes, and the teacher was telling us she did not want to see any plan cardboard boxes in er room. At that moment, two little kids came in with a cardboard box filled with paper fo the teacher.. They looked kind of scared and the eacher had to explain what she ment.

[Helena]

I did too many stupid things yesterday.
1. Put salt instead of sugar on weetabix.
2. Used a fork instead of a spoon with said weetabix.
3. Ended up with a teabag and coffe granules in the same cup, plus I'd already put the water in.
4. Put paper in the printer - paper that was already doodled on.
5. Tripped over a guitar.
6. After that, tripped over an electric guitar while it was plugged into an amp. Not fun.
7. Failed to notice that my cousin's dog was walking over said guitar while it was plugged into the amp. Not fun, either.
8. Accidently knocked a glass of Coke out of the window o_0.
9. Walked into a door.
10. Fell upstairs.

I repeat, all of this happened yesterday!! I think I broke the record for the most stupidity in a day.

[Phlameseeker]

8. Accidently knocked a glass of Coke out of the window o_0.

I think thats my fav xP

[Helena]

8. Accidently knocked a glass of Coke out of the window o_0.

I think thats my fav xP

Mine too I was laughing at my cousin (he was lecturing my sister on her rubbish music taste lol) and I was sitting near the window and the glass was on the windowsill, right? And I sort laughed and knocked it out of the window.
I don't think the neighbour was too happy...

[KMB1933]

I think that the most stupidest things I ever done was a few months ago. I was skiving a lesson because I forgot to bring the books to that lesson. I chose the biggest and cleanest toilet in the school and hid inside for the rest of the lesson. Trouble was that the toilet was constantly used by janitors and I had a sick feeling that they would discover me and send me to a teacher. Miraculously, I managed to escape their notice and left the toilet unnoticed at the end of the lesson. Well, next time I will choose somewhere quieter.

[Phlameseeker]

Hmm, playing "Get the tennis ball through the open window into the loft conversion" seemed like a good idea at the time... lets just say my friend (who's room it is) has a lot of tidying up to do xP

[Tymaporer]

Cleared my cookies, then freaked out two seconds later because I had been logged out of a website, then realized a minute later that it was because I clearned the cookies. Happens every time. Probably because I don't clear them much. I have no reason to do so, and I prefer not having to to log in all the time. (That's the extremely frustrating thing about FF.net. Three days? Why not forever?)

[DM was on fire!]

Today in band, we were starting a song, but I just realized that, so I put my trumpet up really fast, and the mouthpiece hit my lip, really hard, and I had braces on the other side! I yelled "OW!", and pulled a sock out of my pocket and put it underneath my top lip to absorb the blood, and my band director looked over at me and thought I was crazy.

Why was there a sock in your pocket? XD
That's what I wanna know.

[Twinkle]

Burped in a customer's face.

[ahoteinrun]

Burped in a customer's face.

This is full of win.