My city is being invaded! (by ants)

[Fiddelysquat]

If I lived in Texas, this would be the stage in the game where I superglued the seat of my pajama pants to a stool so that they wouldn't be able to git me while I slept. D:

[Siniri]

If I lived in Texas, this would be the stage in the game where I superglued the seat of my pajama pants to a stool so that they wouldn't be able to git me while I slept. D:

Couldn't they just crawl up the stool leg? You'd have to sleep on a raft in a pool that's tethered to the center of the pool bottom -- your alarm clock could tip the raft when it's time to wake up.

[MarchingDuck]

If I lived in Texas, this would be the stage in the game where I superglued the seat of my pajama pants to a stool so that they wouldn't be able to git me while I slept. D:

Couldn't they just crawl up the stool leg? You'd have to sleep on a raft in a pool that's tethered to the center of the pool bottom -- your alarm clock could tip the raft when it's time to wake up.

or more comicaly, they'd chew off the stool legs and then you'd fall on the floor wondering what just happened.

clever ants.

[Ange]

We're just invaded by the giant carpenter ants when it gets warm out...guess we're lucky?

[theonlysaneone]

If I lived in Texas, this would be the stage in the game where I superglued the seat of my pajama pants to a stool so that they wouldn't be able to git me while I slept. D:

Couldn't they just crawl up the stool leg? You'd have to sleep on a raft in a pool that's tethered to the center of the pool bottom -- your alarm clock could tip the raft when it's time to wake up.

No, they would build a bridge out of dead ants and still get to you They'd probably go for your alarm clock first.

[3lla]

think ants are bad?
since it's so hot where i love we have cockroaches attacking our windows trying to get inside. So I literally have swarms of cockroaches in my bathroom at the moment >.<

Ah but i have it under control, I just catch them and give them to a fried who feeds them to his pet bird

[Rissa]

think ants are bad?
since it's so hot where i love we have cockroaches attacking our windows trying to get inside. So I literally have swarms of cockroaches in my bathroom at the moment >.<

Ah but i have it under control, I just catch them and give them to a fried who feeds them to his pet bird

*shudder* So gross.

This reminds me of a couple of summers ago when we had these crazy centipede things invading our house. They were small and I don't think they did much harm, but they were creepy as heck and absolutely EVERYWHERE. Especially at night, at any given minute, you could look on our sunroom floor and see at least five just inching their way across the carpet. So nasty.

[Byakuya San]

There's this part of the ceiling in my room that slants down kind of low, and when I go to bed at night, I always see minuscule little insects running back and forth on it. I have no problem smashing them, but in the past month or so, they've gotten faster...natural selection, anybody?

[theonlysaneone]

We just found a beehive. IN OUR ROOF. That wasn't there before the tornado, so out insurance company will be hearing from us

[Ammer]

That's disgusting.

Insects are just gross, and I would definitely be in a state of panic if I lived where you live TOSO. I have a huge phobia of bugs, and with seeing a couple of spiders this past week in my house, I've been barely getting enough sleep.

[theonlysaneone]

That's disgusting.

Insects are just gross, and I would definitely be in a state of panic if I lived where you live TOSO. I have a huge phobia of bugs, and with seeing a couple of spiders this past week in my house, I've been barely getting enough sleep.

Oh don't worry. We've stocked up on vast quantities of nerve agent insecticides for dealing with this problem [read: over the counter aerosol sprays ]. Every bee we've hit with it so far has dropped like a rock, and we've poisoned every entrance we've found to the hive. Now it's just a matter of getting the thing removed.

[Asthaloth]

That's disgusting.

Insects are just gross, and I would definitely be in a state of panic if I lived where you live TOSO. I have a huge phobia of bugs, and with seeing a couple of spiders this past week in my house, I've been barely getting enough sleep.

Oh don't worry. We've stocked up on vast quantities of nerve agent insecticides for dealing with this problem [read: over the counter aerosol sprays ]. Every bee we've hit with it so far has dropped like a rock, and we've poisoned every entrance we've found to the hive. Now it's just a matter of getting the thing removed.

They are so very fun.

Wear a gas mask, cover up and get genocidal on their thorax.