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i agree with you about the townies/charvs!
and whats the point in text speak anywhere else! it makes sence in texts as you're limited for characters, but theres no point in emails/chat boards/messenger

exactly. no need for it at all.

townies/charvs are a real problem, just because they're ignorant and won't accept any one different to them (most of them, I know a few [2] who are ok).

Oh come on, chavs... neds as wel call them 'round these parts... are brilliant fun to tormet. They have the IQ of a brick and looks to match.

A handy guide to remember -


Rite - Hello How are you

Sheer mintal min - that is very unusual friend

Y SAYIN?!? - I beg your pardon, what was that?

That's barry! - That is very good, I suggest it.

'Mon then!- Do you, dear sir, want a duel.

WOT U SAYIN BOUT MA BIRD - I do not think that talk of my girlfriend is cricket.

He's sound man - We shall hold off beating him up until tomorrow

YOUR MA- I can't think of anything to say now so I shall just let you know that ur mother still exists.

Sheer junky man - He injects more heroin than I.

>.>; Perhaps a tad localised to Scotland...

yes. except when you have problems with the 18/19 year olds on your way home from school

but generally in school I agree. Only bad thing is the witty responces to their "propa geet greif" is normally wasted.

perfect!

Oh, and Scottish people, of course.

And the French.

>.>

That's the spirit Igg!

Now, we have to fist fight or something...

violence is one of my 'pet peeves' >.> So this could turn into something very weird

Hahahaha hillarious I can't believe nobody took that 50cent at the airport though...

Anyway, Letter Openers. You knwo... those ornamental knife things that can't do anything but open lettesr and are too small to use properly because ht ehandle is tiny because its like a mimic tiny sword so its pathetic to use? Yea those... I can't see why you can't just open it normally, or use a REAL knife for that matter!

True. Or we could just not have a fist fight.
Your kilt might get ripped.

You might live in cumbria

Awwwww, snap, burn right thar. >.>

Well I'd rather live in Cumbria than...in... feh, nevermind that >.>

*hugs a sheep*

-Chat Speak
-Beggars
-Smart-alecks
-Show-offs
-People trying to act 'ghetto'
-People trying to act 'punkish/gothic'
-All other posers/wannabes
-People who talk what they know not about.
-A lot more, but that'll be ranting.

Gotta agree with those two.

*Cracks knuckles*

-Rap.

-Rappers.

-Country (music).

-Chatspeak

-Chatspeakers

-1337

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-People who never proofread what they write or type, thus leaving their writing or message riddled with spelling and grammar errors.

-Plots that are so over done, they resemble burnt toast.

-Over done plots, period. Be creative, people.

-Mary Sues. No, I'm sorry, but Princess Eleanora Elizabeth Christiana Maria Kathleen Sarahna Alexandria is <i>not</i> going to marry the guy you fangirl. And no, normal people do <i>not</i> look like that. Not even the models. And they still have flaws.

-Gary/Marty Stus. NO, YOUR 'PETER' IS NOT GOING TO RUN OFF WITH HERMIONE. I DON'T CARE HOW 'HOTT' YOU THINK EMMA WATSON IS, HE IS NOT GOING TO GET HER TO MARRY HER! AND NO, DRACO MALFOY IS NOT THE NICE GUY AT HOGWARTS! *Exhales*

-Rabid fangirls. Sorry, dear, but you're not going to marry Orlando Bloom. And honestly, that 'Mrs. Bloom' bracelet? Extremely tacky. It makes you sound like his mother.

-People who think all vegetarians and vegans are utter morons for having their own opinion on the subject of meat. Not all of us agree with PETA, thanks.

-Rednecks. I'm sorry, sir, but I have no idea what you just said. OH. You want that bag of sugar on the shelf? I thought you said 'wun dat bug cigar'.

-Egotists. Ooh, wow, you're popular. Great. So, how many people like you and your 'oh, now I'M the leader of the club, because Brenda and Sam don't like whatever anymore' attitude? Oh, everyone? Really. Well, all right. Whatever floats your boat, El Jerko.

-People who shove their religions, beliefs, and/or political opinions in your face. Or any of their opinions, really. I'm sorry, but I really don't care if you think all people in that club/religion/political party/whatever are morons. We were talking about kittens. As far as I know, kittens aren't in that whateveritis.

-People who use too many smilies. No. I cannot understand what you are saying. I do not speak smilie. Please. Just use a few words. You know, those things that are made up of letters? See. You can use 'Yaaay I'm happy' instead of . Simple, isn't it.

-People who think they're evil and insane, or one of the two, when they're not even slightly eccentric or demented. 'BWAHAHAHAHEHEHELALALA I'M THE INSANE EVIL QUEEN/KING OF INSANITY-EVIL LAND!' Does not tell me anything. If you're doing it for fun, then fine. But honestly. Don't over do it.

-People who abuse other people or animals.

-When people talk nonstop.

-When people interrupt.

-Idiots.

-Liers.

-Drama queens/kings. Oh wow. You're sad. That's nice. Please don't scream at me, saying, "OH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HATE YOU ARGGHH". Yeah, you're thirteen. So what. Learn to control your emotions. Go away and scream into a pillow, or something.

-Cheating.

-Cheaters.

-People who are overly patriotic. Yes, you love your country. Yes, the leader of your country has flaws. Please don't kill me for saying that. Honestly. No ones perfect. Nothing, either.

-Microsoft.

-Microsoft Windows.

-Dell.

-Games and all other software who's creators couldn't be bothered to make the program cross-platform. Hello, I love your game, but I don't use Windows! Not everyone in the world uses Windows! It's not the only OS around! Shocking, I know.

-Mini skirts.

-Shorts.

-T-shirts.

-Sleeveless shirts.

-Soap in the eyes.

-People or things that won't shut up. YES. I HAVE MAIL. GOT IT. BE QUIET, YOU BAD COMPUTER.

-People who start sobbing when you give them the teensiest bit of constructive critisism. No, I'm not flaming you. I'm not even being harsh. I said purple and neon green aren't the best colours for her clothes. So please, don't flame me. "U SUCK I HATE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE" isn't very polite, is it?

-People who wear reeeaaally tight clothing. It looks scary. How can they even fit into the stuff?

-My looks.

Hrm. That's all I can really think of, for now... Eh. I complain a lot. So I suppose I'm one of a few people's pet peeves. xP

So, even if they don't talk about pop music, you don't know they like it, they still annoy you. Riiigght. You annoy me too.

I hate it when people go to the washroom, don't wash their hands and touch everything you need to touch. Very sick.

Rap.

When no one takes you seriously.

Yafro.