What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

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Re: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

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I'd put poison in said Klondike Bars.
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#17 Post by Mongrel »

I'd poison regular Klondike Bars in retaliation. Or just take you to court :P
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#18 Post by Katherine »

kcharles wrote:I would be the law enforcement.


I'd win in court because I'm the law.
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#19 Post by Mongrel »

Just because you're in law enforcement, that doesn't mean you can break the law.
Unless this is Gotham City. Which in my brain it's not.
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Re: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

#20 Post by Ressficent »

Sam's Club > Law
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Re: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

#21 Post by Katherine »

Well I'll move to Alaska so I don't need to limit my Klondike Bars to my freezer space. And then I take over all the Klondike Bar Factories in the world.
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#22 Post by Mongrel »

Except mine.
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But the 100+ factories beat the 1.
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#24 Post by Ressficent »

In tic-tac-toe, but really Sam's Club rules EARTH.
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Re: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

#25 Post by Helena »

I'd buy all of May's Klondike Bars that she was selling for $1 which is £0.53, sell them at £1 which is $1.85, and make a profit of 47p per bar. Also, inflation.
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Re: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

#26 Post by Callie »

I would sneak around in the night and steal everyone else's stolen Klondike Bars...then i'd store them near school and eat them for lunch since there's barely enough time to eat, much less get into town for food. And when people ask what i'm eating i'll say "my stolen klondike bars" :evil:
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Re: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

#27 Post by _mash_ »

I would.... uh....

back away slowly from you Klondike thieves and go buy myself some Ben and Jerry's.
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#28 Post by WIS »

I would also skydive for a Klondike bar.
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#29 Post by stephanie<3 »

I would....hmmm....eat a bite of fish. (I hate fish)

Oh, just to expand on the homemade Klondike Bars idea, you could make Klondike Bar Bites, only it would just be ice cream and you could have a small container of chocolate to dip the ice cream bites into. Personally, though, the only flaw to that would be that I would just eat the chocolate. Then I'd give away the ice creams. Cuz after all, they're just vanilla ice cream. Nothing special there.

I might also hug a panda. Or possible give away my brothers.
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#30 Post by Alex »

May wrote:I would steal Ress' Sam's Club card, shred it (because that's what their gasoline does to your engine), then get my own Sam's Club card

That sounds somewhat redundant, no?
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