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Yo momma's so fat, when she walks outside in London wearing red, people stuff letters in her mouth and yell 'POSTBOX!'

yo mommas so stupid, whe brought a spoon to the super bowl

-Yo mama's so hairy, she went to the zoo and got darted by the keepers and dragged back to the Monkey House.
-Yo mama's so fat, she went for a cholesterol test and it came back "Bacon."
-Yo mama's so mean, she was fired from her last job guarding a junkyard.
-Yo mama so old, she has Moses's pager number. I asked her the other day, and it's "2."

- Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

- Yo momma's so old her social security number is 12.

Have these been told??


Yo mamas so fat she can't even jump to conclusions

Yo mamas so fat she went out in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

Yo mamas so drunk if it wasn't for the olives in the martinis she'd starve to death

Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a toilet cubicle and peed all over the floor
yo momma so fat she made a hole right through the earth