Text Adventure

[Uncle Xyzzy]

>snap shovel in half

You attempt to snap the shovel into two pieces, but instead you just hurt your knee. It turns out metal handles are hard to break.

>find the source of the draft

Well, you can tell it's not from the window, but beyond that you really haven't a clue...

>combine rope and sign

You lift up the sign where you can tie the rope around it, but it seems way to heavy and large to transport.

>fly sign/rope combo into passageway

Why that's the silliest idea I've ever heard! How would you even get it up in the air?

>enter passageway

You enter the passageway on hands and knees and quickly discover that it's extremely claustrophobic. Moving in, you discover what appears to be some sort of... jello?

>sing Spice Girls

You do. It's a guilty pleasure. You're not the least bit guilty. The draft is getting stronger.

>check passageway with shovel

You manage to get jello all over everything, but there doesn't seem to be anything big here.

[Helena]

Use the shovel like a giant spoon and eat the jelllo? XD

[Pardona]

Get all the jello out of the passage, climb in.
OR
Climb in despite your severe claustrophobia.
OR
Check your backpocket for a flashlight. Nobody likes a grue.
OR
Climb in and head for the light at the end of the tunnel. Wait. Light? End of the tunnel? Noooo!

[Katherine]

Use your head and try to break through the wall.

[Combusken BG]

You shoutsing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You hopeing that it won't let you down and that may have some efffect on the wall.