[Once again, I'm going to post a great deal. I'll bold the important parts that relate to the game. If you really must, feel free to read the entire thing and analyze it.
I will provide cocoa and marshmallows to keep you motivated!]
Thanks to Jasujo, pipsqueeek, May, and chipper for being nice and supportive. This post is dedicated to you.
Aww...Mongrel, now, you're a sweet cranky old lady who has time for mushy hugs.
I'm sure if I died, I would still try to at least retain some semblance of grammar, which you were
SADLY LACKING, Tom. >:O I did manage to translate that blurb though. I hope people won't find translating what I say quite as difficult. It was a challenge, albeit a very fun and amusing one. Your argument kind of derailed twice. Overall, it was quite interesting to read and think about. However, part of it was completely off topic. First off, you were trying to explain why you forgot Twizzler's game. Then, ignoring that entirely, you launched into a page long rant about how too much knowledge corrupts absolutely [the fun part]. However, then, you tried to tie that to me, incorrectly using the word "bawdy," which would imply I was dancing on tables and flirting shamelessly with everybody [or something of that nature], I might add. Unfortunately, while I was amused you tied me in, it had nothing to do with your argument. While my posts are definitely flashy and "overly extravagant," that is not a crime. You argued throughout your essay that too much knowledge makes people engage in corrupt or criminal behavior and I definitely did not. It was fun to read,
Tom.
Just, next time, PLEASE at least try to
make grammatically correct sentences.
You are amazing though, Tom, for writing that wonderful piece of writing - well, post translation into readable English.
Urthdigger and Jasujo do bring up a good point. The mazes confuse me to no end. I'm glad that Twizzler knows where we're going. Well, even if she doesn't, pipsqueeek must know so hopefully, now that we've split up, at least one of them is leading us. I'll get to that commentary later.
Since Twizzler left the tent open last night, I managed to experience the full fury of the
zephyr firsthand. Thanks a lot Twizz! Thank you for pointing out that you did actually close it tonight. :] Unfortunately, I wasn't in the tent this time as I snuck out to steal some of Wind's papaya cookies. I fluffed some pillows and made them look like me though so you wouldn't worry. Wind, who is probably not reading this, doesn't need to know so please don't tell her. She has scary axes. T_T I know that Wind only makes these special cookies once every four days so I had to get some since I missed them since I almost died. I'll get more into that later. Thanks for being thoughtful though.
I apologize to you, Twizzler, for accusing you of trying to kill me yesterday. I now know who the real culprit is! The innocent looking, cute brownies are the ones that tried to kill me. They're trying to take my place in your heart.
The brownies are trying to be the only things in your heart, Twizzler. First, they tried to kill Jasujo and now they tried to kill me. T_________T Watch out for your friends, Twizzler. They want to kill them all. DX I have a relatively good sense of smell and can see fairly well in the dark so hopefully they won't kill me then. :/ Also, not to seem like a spoiled brat or anything but dinner was lacking again, Twizzler.
We had nothing to drink this time. If I'm going to get killed eating something, I should at least die full, wouldn't you say? Oh, I think the piece with the paper might have been poisoned or something because I still feel ill.
I was returning to the tent after certain escapades that will not be mentioned again when I saw you rush past. I tried to get your attention but you didn't see me so I just ran after you. I'm still not quite sure why eyes are so horrible. I mean, in Spiderman, Peter's aunt shrieked about horrible eyes but they weren't deadly. Sure, eyes can be scary, but, are they dangerous? I'm sad that Jasujo keeps getting attacked. Jasujo is such a nice person, when she's not demanding that zephyrs appear.
Then, she didn't want to go back on her promise with someone, so still bleeding, she had to stagger off to hear the sirens sing. I heard that sirens are part-bird. Hopefully, they aren't part-roosters. Hearing roosters try to sing when you are wounded is not good for your health. It's nice to see Miyu back though.
I like to tease Miyu by staring deep into her eyes, saying something really serious, and then pretending to faint.
There were so many twists and turns that I got thoroughly disoriented. I apologize to everybody for making us split up. :/ For someone of my large stature, I am quite clumsy and didn't mean to knock that statue over.
As I said yesterday, I really want to
Go South because the North is so cold. T_T I want to see penguins too but I don't have winterwear. Twizzler promised a tropical paradise, not Happy Feet. Speaking of which, my feet are so cold I can't even feel them anymore. It's like I don't have any feet!
I will
Vote: averly for president today.
Ooh. It's pretty.
See all the pretty presents? They can be yours if you vote for me. Yet, none of you know me. T_T How sad. There's no way to get the pretty presents then.
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