Among the dumbest people to ever make it into the news

[werepup]

Indeed...

Mr Flibble is very cross

[Asthaloth]

The best way to press flowers is with a toaster. Really....

You owe me a house.

New toaster for me, as well.

Owe me a car.



... I don't want to talk about it ¬_¬

[shapu]

Owe me a car.



... I don't want to talk about it ¬_¬

You could always fax a complaint....FROM YOUR CAR!!

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m ... _11575654/

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[Asthaloth]

But I don't have a car anymore

[shapu]

But I don't have a car anymore

The facts are irrelevant, as they make my quote worthless.