Does anyone read the japanese neopian times?

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Does anyone read the japanese neopian times?

#1 Post by mogster500 »

The editorial sounds interesting, but I do not know Japanese well and all I can use is free online translators. It ends up being a very funny, but bad translation. Can anyone tell me what it says?
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Babelfish gave me this..

Everyone, many questions thank you! The staff of the neo pet answers to your doubt and question. Contribution in the midst of large collection! ! ! The あ, the kana where you are accustomed to neo pet master?

1. When to day of birthday, the random event increases, is the present of the item, being to think, that it can enjoy to birthday the neo pet more, it does, but how you think? -mymeg203

It is the idea which just presently is the under way. So after all, properly * special * we would like to do, it is, don't you think?. In the future it becomes so? (^^).

2. Being to like to change the form of アルバット of the pet pet, it does, but there is no paint. It doesn't try to be covered? -fallrainyday

The う わ っ, it is true. The paint is made, the ま? It does!

3. Double スパイザファラ っ て, who? The person who does what? -hirose

However up-to-date ダリガン (well it is that っ てカース) it is weird ザファラ which sells secret in the bidder who acquires alone, the highest amount of the star of anti- メリデル. With the story, it has meant to do スカール king and カース king both spy.

4. When weight っ て something of the pets it does, it increases and/or decreases it is? Or when being born, it continues to be weight? -6464 q

It changes of course according to it gives what? . When the hood of high calorie is given, perhaps, several kilometers it is thick the っ ちゃ う, don't you think?. When well, it does not exercise, however it is story. (^_^;

5. It reaches the point where the musical instrument can be inserted in the neo foam/home? Because is good with also just the large-sized musical instrument of the piano and the drum etc., when it is possible to insert in the neo foam/home, it is very delightful, is. -koronosippo

Regrettable, it is not possible, it is, don't you think?? . Well, inserting the musical instrument, when it cannot repel the pet, there is no ginger, is, don't you think?....

6. Unless the pet pet is attached to the pet, the っ て which stops being you heard, however it is, it is true? When how it does, in order for the pet pet not to stop being, it is possible, it is? -catlove224

When with the underpants it is stolen in the random event of the building and the like and in any case stomach ペコ skeet and グラール are, perhaps the ガツガツ eating ちゃ う. You acquire safe plan, to the pet, or insert in the safe, don't you think? or it is with the shop to make above 100,000NP? When (so it does, it meaning that no one can buy).

7. Generally there are hood items how many in neo Pia? -_guma_

You want? It is it is! It is not understood accurately, but because type of hood which can be chosen it is many, well several thousand っ て densely the combining which is? .

8. Whatever degree doing with the ココナツ dropping, it cannot drop the coconut. The coconut you can drop truly, it is? When to that, before this playing, something doubtful thing you say it is, but.... -kijimarisa

You can drop? . Well, that troublesome クイグル the partner, is difficult, don't you think? probably will be.... 9. ゲラート of green is in the right side "of the castle of dream of ウスキ", don't you think?? It probably is that っ て no what? -mao Just a little you just play? * The one where we would like to send question to the editorial staff please to mailto:nteditor@neopets.co.jp! By all means in regard to entry please send your "user name" and "the title of question" in subject.
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#3 Post by mercurius »

lol. either the neopets team now talks like yoda or Babelfish didn't do an entirely accurate translation. Some of the questions are kinda understandable though! gotta love babelfish.
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#4 Post by coming2atvnearu »

When with the underpants it is stolen in the random event of the building and the like and in any case stomach skeet and are, perhaps the eating


Oh, well that clears things up.
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4. When weight っ て something of the pets it does, it increases and/or decreases it is? Or when being born, it continues to be weight? -6464 q

It changes of course according to it gives what? . When the hood of high calorie is given...


Potentially important...asking about food that increase/decrease weight. Hope it reminds them to make more foods that fatten pets! :D
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#6 Post by hallucinating »

Regrettable, it is not possible, it is, don't you think??


Of course.
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#7 Post by Ixistant »

Scream wrote:
4. When weight っ て something of the pets it does, it increases and/or decreases it is? Or when being born, it continues to be weight? -6464 q

It changes of course according to it gives what? . When the hood of high calorie is given...


Potentially important...asking about food that increase/decrease weight. Hope it reminds them to make more foods that fatten pets! :D


Yea. Every McDonalds food shall make your pet gain 200lbs and afterwards you can sue the Neopian branch of McDonalds!
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#8 Post by bex »

mercurius wrote:lol. either the neopets team now talks like yoda or Babelfish didn't do an entirely accurate translation. Some of the questions are kinda understandable though! gotta love babelfish.

Babelfish never gives an accurate translation, especially not for languages outside the Indo-European family (such as Japanese). I remember translating something with babelfish that I was working on in my Japanese class, and it made absolutely no sense. I also recently translated a CNN page, which created some very funny names of American stars.
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#9 Post by Adam loves Hilary Duff »

If it was something other than question marks for me, I'd translate it on WorldLingo.
How can I make it not question marks?
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#10 Post by Runevalkyrie »

Adam loves Hilary Duff wrote:If it was something other than question marks for me, I'd translate it on WorldLingo.
How can I make it not question marks?


You likely need to update Windows and get the proper language packs so it displays properly on your computer.
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#11 Post by Chakra_ »

After reading a few sentence. I must admit i have the slightest idea what the entire thing is about. I barely understand a single question!
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#12 Post by nacine82 »

now that's just way too funny !!
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#13 Post by ninjausagi »

Arrgh! I can read and understand bits of it but the kanji and pronounciation of Neopets words are throwing me off. The reason translators have a hard time with Japaneses and other languages is because their sentence structure is different than English. ~:>
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#14 Post by lunani »

:roflol:
That was funny!


The あ, the kana where you are accustomed to neo pet master?


... Kana? o_O

Kana means chicken in Finnish. :P

When the hood of high calorie is given, perhaps, several kilometers it is thick the...

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#15 Post by Kostya »

:roflol:

Too funny!
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