I've been on neopets for 1.5 years and I learned...

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myname7772 · #1 Post by **myname7772** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:39 am

HTML

How to get a human response

Ch4t 5p34k

1337 5p34k

Avatars define hyperinflation

Asparagus tastes like mushrooms

"!" adds content and excitment

Things I didn't get to learn...

Why A bunch of pixels can give you $10

The Anatomy of a Neopets Staff member's brain (80%-ebil 10%-Asparagus/Space Pirates 5%-sloth 4%-1337ness 1% Blankness)

Why my car is broken

Post what you learned and didn't learn and lets see what you say!!!(this is addictive!!!!!)!!!!!!!

tomatie · #2 Post by **tomatie** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:52 am

- 99% of neomails are useless
- asparagus is alive
- dung is useful
- snow doesn't melt

okamotosan18 · #3 Post by **okamotosan18** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:54 pm

I've always known that asparagus is so tasty, and going to the Asparagus Festival here in town is always worth it

How do you get a human response?

I've learned it takes NP to make NP haha

OmniIcyshelf · #4 Post by **OmniIcyshelf** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:54 pm

What I learned:

1. Jelly is good

2.Multiple accounts are allowed if you don't spin wheels on more than one of them.

3.Giant eggs regularly split open and become giant, perfectly-folded, fluffy omelettes in the middle of nowhere, and they start growing colonies of pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, and other various breakfast meats.

4.Turning off sound in the Wheel of Monotony seems to greatly decrease your chance for a good prize.

5.Most people are idiots.

6. Illusen is evil.

7. Illusen is evil.

8. Don't start a gallery you can't finish.

9. Learn to restock early. 15k a day isn't too good

10. cl1x0r 73h j311y!!11

11. Filter bypassing "Jelly World" will get you warned (even though the rules say nothing about it)

12. Hi mom!

13. Saying "I'm pregnant" on the NeoBoards will make you garner instant attention.

vivian58 · #5 Post by **vivian58** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:55 pm

OmniIcyshelf wrote:13. Saying "I'm pregnant" on the NeoBoards will make you garner instant attention.

"OMG!11 THEREZ A BURGURLUR / GHOST IN MY HOUZE!!111" will garner attention too.

Axe · #6 Post by **Axe** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:18 pm

vivian58 wrote:
OmniIcyshelf wrote:13. Saying "I'm pregnant" on the NeoBoards will make you garner instant attention.

"OMG!11 THEREZ A BURGURLUR / GHOST IN MY HOUZE!!111" will garner attention too.

Yeah, there was a post on the Fan Clubs board yesterday.
It went something like..

THERE IS A MAN W/ A GUN IN MY HOUSE!!!!111!!

And she left the board, so people thought she had been shot

Zero! · #7 Post by **Zero!** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:24 pm

Being on Neopets for soooo long taught me how to type.

The first words I could type without looking were Krawk Transmogrification Potion.

Mokona · #8 Post by **Mokona** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:25 pm

vivian58 wrote:
OmniIcyshelf wrote:13. Saying "I'm pregnant" on the NeoBoards will make you garner instant attention.

"OMG!11 THEREZ A BURGURLUR / GHOST IN MY HOUZE!!111" will garner attention too.

Lol, and I thought seeing "OMG Britney Spears is pregnant11!!!" on TC board was funny

I leant:
1.The rich stays richer, the poor gets poorer, like the Markovnikov's Rule I learnt in Chem. Yup.

2. I can't get snowbeast no matter how many F5ing I do.

3. PPT is a sancturay compared with the Neopets chat boards

Crimsonmon · #9 Post by **Crimsonmon** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:40 pm

It taught me that I really spend too much time on the Internet.

Axe · #10 Post by **Axe** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:44 pm

My life on Neo has tought me

- If it looks to good to be true, it is
- Idiots on the Neoboards will never change
- How to use the stock market
- How to buy and sell affectively
- How to save and not have a hole in my pocket :lol:

...and so much more.

LAQ · #11 Post by **LAQ** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:03 pm

I've learned:

- I spend way to much time on the internet
- A lil bit of HTML
- How to type fast

- Restocking = big money
- NP are useless unless you actually buy stuff
- That I'm really impatiant when it comes to selling stuff
- The neoboards are SCARY
- There are some really rude people out there
- Fads catch on quickly if spread on the Neoboards

Casi · #12 Post by **Casi** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:13 pm

I learned that no matter how much time I spend on NP, the minute I leave to eat, something I have been waiting for will happen (and I will miss it)

The only time I get a RE will be the one time I don't want one

No matter how fast my connection and comp are, I will never be good at restocking

If you want to know what is really going on, skip the boards on NP and go to PPT

Chaud · #13 Post by **Chaud** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 10:33 pm

I learnt HTML.

I learn Jelly World *gun trigger click* doesn't exist. You hear me? DOESN'T EXIST!

plushie · #14 Post by **plushie** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:02 pm

Chaud wrote:I learnt HTML.

I learn Jelly World *gun trigger click* doesn't exist. You hear me? DOESN'T EXIST!

OmniIcyshelf wrote:What I learned:

1. Jelly is good

2.Multiple accounts are allowed if you don't spin wheels on more than one of them.

3.Giant eggs regularly split open and become giant, perfectly-folded, fluffy omelettes in the middle of nowhere, and they start growing colonies of pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon, and other various breakfast meats.

4.Turning off sound in the Wheel of Monotony seems to greatly decrease your chance for a good prize.

5.Most people are idiots.

6. Illusen is evil.

7. Illusen is evil.

8. Don't start a gallery you can't finish.

9. Learn to restock early. 15k a day isn't too good

10. cl1x0r 73h j311y!!11

11. Filter bypassing "Jelly World" will get you warned (even though the rules say nothing about it)

12. Hi mom!

13. Saying "I'm pregnant" on the NeoBoards will make you garner instant attention.

santacamaleona · #15 Post by **santacamaleona** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 11:42 pm

i learned:

-eating omelette, eyes or chocolate is actually the same thing
-clothes are useless
-same with furniture
-food doesn't rot, ice cream doesn't melt
-veggies can be used as mighty weapons
-a single pixel can be expensive on its own