1. Freezing doesn't mean actually being put in ice.
2. Virtual Life isn't fair.
3. A virtual site should be used only as a means of fighting boredom, not as
a way of life.
4 Falling asleep at the keyboard HURTS as well as results in the condition
called "Waffle Face."
5. I hated math in school and still hate it now. (Math's Nightmare)
6. Playing with the pets, just involves giving them a toy.. and then
moving on to something else.
7. Neopets bank gives out interest on a daily basis, unlike real banks,
which do it quarterly. I won't complain about the interest rates,
though.
8. That people gives pets names they would never give their kids!
9. That as I told my mother when I was a kid, Asparagus can be used as
a weapon!
I've been on neopets for 1.5 years and I learned...
Moderator: Moderators
1) What luck can bring you. Life is never fair.. virtual or real 
2) It's better to shut up than to argue with the New Member. (or click the delete button if it's a neomail)
3) Employment agency/quests are a good way to earn some neopoints(10k ish)
4) I have a higher chance to be kidnapped by a walking blackhole than win anything faboo on this site
5) Avatar collecting is an extremely dangerous thing to do. (I have seen so many people lose themselves in the process of collecting them. I hope I haven't yet.)
6) If you can filter off the majority of the content on the neoboards.. it's actually entertaining to read them.. and it's easy to spend hours just.. reading
Sometimes you learn new things from there too.. 
7) It's impossible for me to restock on 1/2 price day.
B) It's impossible to educate the in-depth New Member. (I really tried.. a few times)
9) Things you are hoping for never come up, but just when you really have given up.. they appear..
2) It's better to shut up than to argue with the New Member. (or click the delete button if it's a neomail)
3) Employment agency/quests are a good way to earn some neopoints(10k ish)
4) I have a higher chance to be kidnapped by a walking blackhole than win anything faboo on this site
5) Avatar collecting is an extremely dangerous thing to do. (I have seen so many people lose themselves in the process of collecting them. I hope I haven't yet.)
6) If you can filter off the majority of the content on the neoboards.. it's actually entertaining to read them.. and it's easy to spend hours just.. reading
Sometimes you learn new things from there too..
7) It's impossible for me to restock on 1/2 price day.
B) It's impossible to educate the in-depth New Member. (I really tried.. a few times)
9) Things you are hoping for never come up, but just when you really have given up.. they appear..