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I swear, Officer! A unicorn was driving!

#1 Post by Jasujo »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17615668/?GT1=9145

Lol at this news post. It's the best thing I've read in a while. haha :)
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#2 Post by TDG »

Was it by chance both invisible and pink?
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#3 Post by Asthaloth »

the_dog_god wrote:Was it by chance both invisible and pink?


*Reads story*
*Reads this statement*

... You didn't read it, did you?
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#4 Post by ahoteinrun »

It's Candy Mountain Charlie... candy mountain.

We have to go see the magical liopleurodon.

lol.

The title of this is hillarious. The rest of the story, eh, not so much. But still. Quite an amusing misunderstanding.
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#5 Post by Fiddelysquat »

What an idiot. He should have said a narwhal was driving. It's the best of both worlds. Both have a totally unecessary horn but narwhals actually exist.

It would have been totally plausible.
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#6 Post by Jasujo »

:o Unicorn horns are not unecessary! They dip them in water to purify it. It's where a good deal of their magic is stored. :)
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#7 Post by Uncle Xyzzy »

People always assume that people mean implausible things by plausible statements.

But this time, it's really funny.
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#8 Post by Fiddelysquat »

Jasujo wrote::o Unicorn horns are not unecessary! They dip them in water to purify it. It's where a good deal of their magic is stored. :)


They also use them to gore children. :D
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#9 Post by halfbakedbliss »

Fiddelysquat wrote:
Jasujo wrote::o Unicorn horns are not unecessary! They dip them in water to purify it. It's where a good deal of their magic is stored. :)


They also use them to gore children. :D

And mimes!

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#10 Post by Robin »

*shudders* Mimes and clowns are creepy.....
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#11 Post by Anubis »

Robin wrote:*shudders* Mimes and clowns are creepy.....


So there's another use for unicorn horns. =]
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#12 Post by Christopher »

Robin wrote:*shudders* Mimes and clowns are creepy.....


Carry something long, conical and pointy at all times then.
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#13 Post by TDG »

Setekh wrote:
the_dog_god wrote:Was it by chance both invisible and pink?


*Reads story*
*Reads this statement*

... You didn't read it, did you?


I did, I just saw this as one of the few times a joke about this would be contextual
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